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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. Saints Fan4Life

    Saints Fan4Life Well-Known Member

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    The newest Saint was born this morning, as my partner has given birth to a healthy son :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  2. Schrodinger's Cat

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    Congrats, hope you didn't like sleeping :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  3. Number 1 Jasper

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    Congratulations
     
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  4. Number 1 Jasper

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    Yes I know . It is a stupid question , BUT , are they available to buy ?
     
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  5. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Wonderful news! Many congratulations to you and your partner!

    I hope you’re going to call him Matt Rickie Ron Danny James Mick!
     
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  6. tomw24

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    Congrats!
     
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  7. San Tejón

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  8. Number 1 Jasper

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  9. San Tejón

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    A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill.

    The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news,

    you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.

    It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow

    and you usually only have 24 hours to live.

    There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth..'

    So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.

    Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.

    They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins $35.

    Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins $320.

    Then he gets the full house and wins $1000.

    Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too, getting $380,000.

    The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says,

    'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card.

    You must be the luckiest man on Earth!'

    'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24 .'

    'F..k me,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the raffle as well !!
     
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  10. Libby

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    Many congrats mate <cracker>
     
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  11. SaintMarv

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    Congrats mate. Bet you are looking forward to the nappy changing
     
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  12. thereisonlyoneno7

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    Congrats!!!!!
     
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  13. Saints Fan4Life

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    Cheers for all the messages everyone. Happy weekend all round, so hopefully saints do the business tomorrow to top it off.
     
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  14. San Tejón

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    Congratulations
     
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  15. fran-MLs little camera

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    Congratulations.<cheers>

    Poor little bugger, doomed from the start. :(
     
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  16. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

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    Well done Mum and congratulations to Dad. Have you already bought him a replica kit before you have given him a name?
     
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  17. fatletiss

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    Congratulations... although, surely you’re not old enough for kids! I’m sure you’re 18 the last time I checked!!
     
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  18. fatletiss

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    I’ll understand If you don’t call him “Fats” even though we both know you want to :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  19. dennisthewetcat

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    That f**king dancing about ****e has started on telly again :headbang::steam::steam::steam::steam:.
     
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  20. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    The Premier League? :rolleyes:
     
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