The Isle of Wight is becoming a haven for master criminals. A thief ran into the sea to escape the police, but then ran out again when frightened by a fish.
I suspect that everyone who works with him must have an ulcer and/or be close to a nervous breakdown. He has no self awareness and is totally unpredictable. I thought he was unelectable...I was wrong.
An Eskimo was out fishing in his canoe. It was a extremely cold day so he builds a little fire in his canoe to keep warm. Unfortunately the fire burns a hole in the bottom of the canoe and it sinks and the Eskimo drowned. It just goes to show you can't have your kayak and heat it.
Good start to the day. 15 mins of terror as I find our 3 new baby chickens have escaped into the woods at the back of our house. I and son of mine managed to capture them with a certain amount of damage to our arms and dignity. On the plus side, after being banned from naming chickens after Saints players I managed to sneak through 'Danni', or as I spell it in my head .Danny, without being spotted.
I’ve had an exciting morning as well. Trip to the dentist and hygienist....and had a coffee in an actual cafe. Not telling a lie...a CAFE!! Does life get better than this
You certainly know how to live it up. You must be one of those hedonistic good time girls I have heard about.
The Cerne Abbas Giant now believed to be medieval and not pre-historic. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-53313064