Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

My mate Gavin has died of indigestion. I can't believe it Gav is gone

 

My Mrs kept breaking the washing machine so I had to get rid of her.
Washing machines live longer with cow gone.

 

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My dodgy neighbour told me that he got his kids a bike each and a trampoline for Christmas off of the internet. I asked him which site he used?. He replied Google Earth

 

That's actually quite a good one.

 

I found my wife dead in the washing machine .

I’m gutted , but at least she died in comfort .

 

my bank manager also told me I was in the red. I thought thank goodness for that, I thought I was overdrawn!

 

Pompey getting involved in the Brexit row.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-47294337

 

Big day for me tomorrow - it`s a long story, but I`m travelling to Soton with Mrs AberdeenSaint and AberdeenSaint Jnr to meet my only grand daughter for the first time - she`s three, and the outcome of a relationship he had with a girl on their cruise ship. I can`t wait ! Just a shame Saints aren`t at home this weekend. Mrs AS wants to go to Pompey on Friday, so I`ll be rubbing shoulders with some Skates at Southsea parkrun on Saturday morning. It`s OK though, they have good showers back at the hotel !

 

Has the ship just berthed? That’s a long cruise.
Enjoy the moment. I was in tears when I held my grandson for the first time.

 

Thanks Badger - can`t wait!

 

Good to see that terrorist bitch stripped of her UK Citizenship. You made your bed, now you've got to ****ing lie in it.

 

Don't sit on the fence Tom - Tell us what you are feeling

 

I feel sorry for her new born son though. God knows what's going to happen to him.

 

His dad is Dutch, apparently. Maybe she can move there.

 

Which God?

 

Can’t remember the details, but she named him the Arabic name for fighter or avenger or something or other. Not helping her case a great deal.

 

Sad news.
The leading cause of death, in males under the age of 45, is suicide.
Stats say that 12 (TWELVE) men in that age group commit suicide every day.
Truly shocking.

 

If she were truly repentant and regretful, I would perhaps be open to the possibility of letting her return. But she clearly isn't, so meh. While she was 15 when she left, she's 19 now and an adult and therefore responsible for her own actions, and she's had plenty of time to realise what ISIS were like. Plus, apparently in her eyes bombing a pop concert and killing children is justified. Regardless of what happens in Syria or anywhere else, killing children is NEVER justified.

 

That is shocking.