I wonder what he thinks about T****S. Anyway, here's an idea for a boss TV show. Rafa, Hodgson, Souness and Houllier on Come Dine With Me.
Arf. Dave Lamb: "Roy, your porridge looks a bit thin." Roy Hodgson: "Well, it's more of a gruel, really. I've had this recipe since Victorian times and none of the urchins have ever complained. Publicly. I won an award for it on Antiques Roadshow."
haha greatest comement ever. There'd be outrage from viewers when he got all 1's, claiming they didn't give his porridge enough of a chance and that they should have been happy with the porridge they got. Contestants would have to eat the porridge with expensive fish knives even though there's spoons in the draw.
RAFA'S EVENING: It starts well, with a great looking menu, but then his chef leaves and he starts bossing his guests around, telling them what to eat in what order. He also rotates the seating arrangement from course to course, and then ends the night by complaining bitterly about his landlord. WOY'S EVENING: Woy is a little miffed by the fact that none of his guests seem to want to come, so he sits them down and tells them all about his 35 years of cooking experience, including the memorable time he won the Oslo Echo's 'Herring Chef of 1975' award and the International Saul Bellow Prize for being judged 'Mr Gefilte Fish' for three years running from 1979 to 1982. *He then arrives in the dining room with a set of empty plates. When questioned on this, he rubs his face violently, blames the kids and then stands there, looking blankly at the three china ducks on the wall. GRAEME'S EVENING: A disastrous start, as an impatient Graeme decides to tear out the entire kitchen and scrap the cooker, thus leaving him with one calor gas heater to prepare the entire evening's feast. Everyone gets food poisoning and leaves with a packet of Ritz biscuits. GED'S EVENING: Ged welcomes everyone into his dining room, then sits them down and recites lengthy passages from the works of Escoffier. *After an hour, he responds to the groans of his hungry guests by pointing out that one can prepare for a meal, but one cannot guarantee it. He then gets very angry, tells them that if they want a Domino's pizza they can have one, but not in his house, then he throws them out.
