I would love to know why Brian Laws answers questions for literally about 15 minutes, and then Steve Bruce gets under 5 minutes, every week? Starting to really take the piss.
I've noticed that. On Saturday night, Laws had around 9 minutes, and Bruce had about 4 or 5. Bloody annoying. Not amazed that they don't just cut it completely to talk about rugby.
He does talk utter ****e, to be fair the guy asking him questions does ask him a stupid amount he must say "and just one last quick question" about 5 times.
i would love to be a mischievious questioner though and ask if he agreed that the refereee was probably one of the best I had seen for some time?
There I was thinking - 'don't really mind Laws being back at Scunny now they are struggling a league below us ' and then he reminds me how he prattles on ad infinitum and comes out with so many mixed metaphors..
It's the scunny fans I feel for. We can always put something else on when he's wittering, and just keep checking back for Bruce. Those poor bastards are actually waiting for him to enlighten them with his wisdom on their performance. He is remarkably talented - he manages to weave the bollocks he talks so tightly around the genuine things a football manager has to talk about he manages to stop anyone chopping his interview down - so his undiluted molten horseshit has to be inflicted on the public in full.
What like Saturdays Haulocaust Pass? Easy to mix Hospital passes up with genocide. Even by his standard that was quite impressive.
