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R.I.P You Sh.it Eater

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <rofl>

    ****ing hell, that country's a dump and full of spastics.

     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    One of the 7 bosses I've had in the last 4 years was a Hamilton. He announced at lunch one day his wife had been an arranged marriage and she was his first cousin.

    They have 3 kids together. <rofl>
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    One of my cousins was a bit of a looker back in the day. Not saying I would have, but I can see how standards might be allowed to drop. Especially if you live in a little village surrounded by goats and mingers.
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>

    Sounds like an interesting lunch. Did you keep a straight face and your food down?
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    I had a spoonful of soup halfway to my mouth when he announced she was his first cousin. It hovered there for a good few seconds while no **** said **** all.
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Aye but this was institutional incest. Their family (note the singular used) arranged it. <rofl>
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Think how much they saved on wedding invites. And none of that worrying about whether the two families would get on.
     
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    You seem to be defending them a bit too much, I reckon you did shag your cousin. <whistle>
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Didn't ****ing marry her though. You'd have to be deranged to marry into my family.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That's the Pollokshaws to Glasgow Central train.
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> ****in hell!
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Used to work with a Kendo who had his wife right under the thumb. He was so averse to any kind of housework that he'd throw empty crisp packets on the floor for the missus to move <rofl>
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The more I watch the train video the more I lolz!
     
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    Every **** just goes about their normal business while his corpse smoulders away on top of the train. <rofl>
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    They're just thinking "Yaaaassss, spare seat, ah dont hiv tae staun"
     
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    <laugh>

    That'll be London tomorrow once the Tube strike is over.
     
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