Please add any wise, funny, clever quotes you come across. Just saw this one on FB. please log in to view this image
Whenever i need a qoute i look no further than Mrs Slocombe "You're lucky to have me at all, Captain Peacock. I had to thaw me pussy out before I came. It had been out all night." "You know, animals are very psychic. I mean, the least sign of danger and my pussy's hair stands on end." "It's a wonder I'm here at all, you know. My pussy got soakin' wet. I had to dry it out in front of the fire before I left." "I hope this isn't going to take long, Captain Peacock. The last time I was late, a fireman had to climb out of my bedroom window and risk his life on a narrow ledge tryin' to grab hold of my pussy." and finally "Is that Mr. Ackbar? Mrs. Slocombe here, your next-door neighbour. I wonder, would you do me a favour? Would you go to my front door, bend down, and look through the letter-box? And if you can see my pussy, would you drop a sardine on the mat?" comedy gold
