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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jolls, Jan 16, 2012.

  1. jolls

    jolls Member

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    My wifes watching big brother (honest)and the bird who used to play sonia jackson in east enders has just been having a conversation with mr white out of reservoir dogs, and she said to him "i might not be a pretty picture but i can act" fkin hilarious if you ask me.the poor girl at least she was half right.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I have never been impressed with her acting.
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Alf Hooker

    Alf Hooker Well-Known Member

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    Someones superimposed her head on Arnold swarzeneggers body
     
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  5. jolls

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    i reckon shes got her nob tucked up in that pic ,shes had her tits done aswell believe it or not.
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    She is ****ing brutal right enough boys.
     
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  7. jolls

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    Normally the chubby ones have a banging pair of tits to make up for it,this poor girl has nothing except for a massive cock
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    She is a pig, I'm not sure I could even if you held a gun to my head.
     
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  9. jolls

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    since they invented viagra nothing is impossible but it wouldnt be a nice experience ,i could imagine it ending with a good cry in the shower after.
     
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  10. Alf Hooker

    Alf Hooker Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I saw her one day on Byers Road close to Hillhead Underground and she looked like a pig, but the above pic of her would make me lick her arsehole. Just saying like.
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You should hang your heads in shame for admitting that you are able to identify any character from Eastenders.
     
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    <laugh><laugh>

    Cover the face.. and so on..
     
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  14. nufc4life

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    I saw a interview on tv once and martin fowler her ex in eastenders said he hated doing kissing scenes as she has cack breath
     
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  15. thephatone

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    Thats what comes of practicing oral on well hard!
     
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  16. DirtyLeeds

    DirtyLeeds Well-Known Member

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    They've sent Mr White in there as well now ? Hope he's feeling better.
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    are you gona bark all day little doggy are you gonna bite?

    why has no-one said that to him yet? fannies
     
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  18. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Mr BLONDE as it happens.........I apologise for being a t*t!
     
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