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Quinquagenarian Ozzie Wid Ye?

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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    She was born in Wales.


    She's 50.


    She's got a funny nose.


    She's got a fiery baird.


    Wid Ye?

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    Here she is about to take a black walloper

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    She's got a big arse and, at that time of life, that is a surefire sign that she likes it lengthy and rough fae behind.

    I'd shag **** oot of her - she has a really annoying voice but just imagine it quivering and producing a vibrato pitch in rhythm with the ripple of her arsechubbles as a pubic bone SLAMS intae it.

    I'd leave her needing a walking stick <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jun 19, 2012
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Naw.
     
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  3. Cyclonic

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    Big Julie rocks. <ok>
     
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  4. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Is the accent Welsh or Aussie?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jun 19, 2012
  6. Cyclonic

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    Just don't cross her in the in the caucus or you'll wear an ice pick between your shoulder blades.
     
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    A very rough occa mate.
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

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    In that case, I'm out.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jun 19, 2012
  9. gas

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    Ah Wid <ok>
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Her accent's really strong.


    I'd love to hear her say "Shove ya wizzlechopper up me poop chute ya sexy bastard gallaa"
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Worst 'wid ye' ever.

    :emoticon-0181-fubar :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  12. Cyclonic

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    There's something about ****ing powerful women.
     
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  13. EDGE.

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    Sick ****!

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  14. Cyclonic

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    Not exactly what I had in mind. <laugh>
     
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  15. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    I've always said she'd get pumped, shes got that 100% milf look about her.

    I'd give her it up the ****er <ok>
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

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    It looks like Barry O'Bama might be sliping her a finger or two in that photo.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 19, 2012
  17. Black Caviar

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  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    ...with big arses <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jun 19, 2012
  19. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    No really their is a hunner tips on the forum and I'm skint <wah>
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    She is honking, so a big fat NAW from me.
     
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