Quid Pro Quo Wid Ye?

I would ride a munter even if it meant me not getting a ride at a looker.

 

Aye, ah wid. Av shagged munters for free already

 

Therein lies the dilema. What if the fat munter turns out to be a great ride? What if you hop off her to start with Bunty only to find that although her tits look better she is as much use as poking a hole in a tree? If push came to shove I'd push the fat cow off the rope bridge and shove my dirty digit up the young birds arris.

 

Not nearly enough Scottish slang in that post. Pull yer ****in finger oot, ya ****.

 

****ing hell Jip, you wouldn't survive shagging that fat whale. There would be very little pleasure in humping her because she'd make you do to her what she wanted and not the other way round. She's a bossy twat as well as being extremely rotund and without doubt she'd slap you around.

 

Not nearly enough Scottish slang in that post. Pull yer ****in finger oot, ya ****.

 

Have you ****s no standards ?

 

Don't forget that Jip is appx 19 stone, and possibly may be the one dishing out the slaps

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Not nearly enough Scottish slang in that post. Pull yer ****in finger oot, ya ****.

 

...and he's a baldy ginger. Ye forgot he's a baldy ginger.

He's a likeable ****, nonetheless.

 

Someone had to say it mate

 

Dammit.

And a baldy ginger.

I love him.

 

When I say I love him, I don't mean in a cocks out, man on man sort of way.

I mean like mates.

 

When I say I love him like a mate, I don't mean "special" mates either.

Like brother type mates.

Carry on.

 

As in an incestual kind of way?

 

I've paid to shag munters.

 

och aye the noo

hoots mon!!