Taken from another site; Riddle me this. These are all football teams : 1. It damages me when you drink but you still swim in it? 2. I have to go left for my pig meat? 3. Cooked for too long. I’ve changed colour? 4. To play your local rival 123456789 ? 5. When you’re not on time and 1000 kilo grams you cannot go on special train? 6. A genuine angry person to get rid of? 7. To purchase a vase for a dead mans ashes for the great air disaster? 8. She plays in a meadow in the middle of the week? 9. To tie it up in a pig, down in the woods? 10. The boss from The Office has a new Focus? 11. The back of a boat where people live? 12. Screw it on so he can keep walking around?