Quiche

They say that real men don't eat it but I disagree. I love Quiche me.

Any other ****ters on here?

What's your favourite Quiche?

 

By chance I had some broccoli quiche at lunch yesterday, must admit I was feeling a tad gay after and probably would have taken a length up the exhaust if propositioned.

Today I'm having steak and kidney pie, pickled onion monster munch and a ****ing big yorkie bar, hopefully this will reinstate my masculinity.

 

I love all things gay and quiche is right up there with the gayest thing I partake in which included sucking cocks and taking a 10 incher right up the old Bournville boulevard.

 

What does your 687th husband think?

 

Excellent choices Baz.

 

He's asked if you could PM me some pics of your penis.

 

Disinterested in yours already?

Hardly surprising right enough.

 

I once made a tuna quiche, it was lovely


It is with a heavy heart that I inform you all that Peter Sissons has sadly passed away.

 

Ham/mushroom or salmon,broccoli is just too gay for this hetro blond Adonis.

 

*hetero, you simpleton ****.

 

Salmon Chanted Evening is a great tune

 

He is Oirish, to be sure, to be sure.

 

Adjective[edit]
hetro (comparative more hetro, superlative most hetro)

1. (informal) Heterosexual: of, pertaining to, or being a heterosexual person.

Synonyms[edit]

• het, hetero, heterosexual, straight

Thick ****

 

You need to get off the quiche fred m7, this place is strictly for ****s only.

 

Hi babes, are you hard?

 

I am not a cold egg or cold custard sort of chap and don't eat quiche so because of that I'm out.

Old gag but pertinent to this thread;

George W Bush was at a restaurant with Dick Cheney for lunch and the waitress brought over the menus. A short while later she came back to take their orders, Dick Cheney said "I'll have the Caesar salad please" George Dubya the called the waitress over and said "I fancy a quickie" at this the waitress slapped him across the face. Dick Cheney leaned over to George and said "It is pronounced keesh not Quickie!"

 

OMFG dying!!

 

As if a waitress would slap George across the face, way too far fetched imho

 

Yet another example of the thick masses bastardising the Queen's English. All very sad really.

 

All language evolves mate,get over it.