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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ponders Revisited, Apr 4, 2023.

  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    1) How much cash do you have in your wallet/purse?
    2) Do you personally know anyone called Dean?
    3) Have you ever visited Yeovil?
    4) Can you play any instruments?
    5) Should a criminal's ghost be remanded in ghost prison?
    6) What's your favourite pie filling?
    7) Would you tile my bathroom for £350 plus lunch?
    8) Have you ever tried heroin?
    9) Should Barrymore be allowed to bring back Strike It Lucky?
    10) Sum up this thread in one word.
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    3) I probably have but can't remember.
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    1) How much cash do you have in your wallet/purse? - £0
    2) Do you personally know anyone called Dean? - Yep
    3) Have you ever visited Yeovil? - No
    4) Can you play any instruments? - Guitar Hero guitar
    5) Should a criminal's ghost be remanded in ghost prison? - According to Ghostbusters, yes
    6) What's your favourite pie filling? - Spicy Quorn
    7) Would you tile my bathroom for £350 plus lunch? - Nope, I charge that per hour. What's the lunch?
    8) Have you ever tried heroin? :bandit:
    9) Should Barrymore be allowed to bring back Strike It Lucky? No idea, this is an old person question. @Gambol to answer
    10) Sum up this thread in one word. BetterthananyofERsthreads
     
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  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    **** off smelly ****ing ****.
     
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    When he closes his eyelid, is cyclops winking or blinking?
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Cyclops was a rampant. raving ****tah. And a Lefty Loony Woke hypocrite to boot.

    One eyed twat.
     
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  8. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    When Bill Haley sang “I'm Like A One-Eyed Cat, Peepin' In A Sea-Food Store”, was that a euphemism for the male and female genitalia and the act of coitus?
     
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  9. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    We would go to my favourite cafe in Maldon - The Continental - for a deep-filled sandwich and a side of the world's best curly fries.

    As for the tiling, you could probably knock it out in a morning. Or maybe sub it out to ER for a bullseye.
     
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  10. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    1) How much cash do you have in your wallet/purse? £600
    2) Do you personally know anyone called Dean? Yeah
    3) Have you ever visited Yeovil? No
    4) Can you play any instruments? Pink oboe
    5) Should a criminal's ghost be remanded in ghost prison? No comment.
    6) What's your favourite pie filling? A meaty filling for this Bear.
    7) Would you tile my bathroom for £350 plus lunch? How big is the bathroom.
    8) Have you ever tried heroin? Drugs are for mugs, mugs are for tea, tea is for me.
    9) Should Barrymore be allowed to bring back Strike It Lucky? Yes and if you land on a hotspot, you have to go swimming with him.
    10) Sum up this thread in one word. Uno.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You're not even trying anymore, Ponders.

    I'm very disappointed. Monica will be gutsick.
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Where is Mongaco, not seen him on here today? Hope the bawbag's not playing up again.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He's gutsick. (Probably poisoned by his own rancid bawbag)
     
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  14. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    What's the matter, G-Man? I thought you'd be pleased to see my return.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Very much so!

    But disappointed in the quality of the questions. Way below your expected level. Monica will be in tears when he sees it.
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

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    He's porking some other bloke.
     
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  17. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'm easing myself back in, that's all.

    I've got some quality threads lined up, just you wait.

    It would please me greatly if you answered the questions :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  18. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    1) How much cash do you have in your wallet/purse? Men just shove cash in their pocket. Wallets are for *****s.
    2) Do you personally know anyone called Dean? Yeah, I ****ed his Mum. TS
    3) Have you ever visited Yeovil? No
    4) Can you play any instruments? I play a wicked triangle
    5) Should a criminal's ghost be remanded in ghost prison? Whole life order, imo.
    6) What's your favourite pie filling? Steak obvs.
    7) Would you tile my bathroom for £350 plus lunch? **** off tramp. Pay cheap, pay twice.
    8) Have you ever tried heroin? Not yet.
    9) Should Barrymore be allowed to bring back Strike It Lucky? Only if his guests can go back to his pool parties.
    10) Sum up this thread in one word. Alright for GC, I suppose
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Haven’t seen Dean for a while, hope he’s okay.

    Fav pie filling = fish and heroin.
     
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    1) How much cash do you have in your wallet/purse? €30
    2) Do you personally know anyone called Dean? No
    3) Have you ever visited Yeovil? No
    4) Can you play any instruments? Yes, the euphonium, baritone, trumpet and cornet
    5) Should a criminal's ghost be remanded in ghost prison? No
    6) What's your favourite pie filling? Steak
    7) Would you tile my bathroom for £350 plus lunch? Yes
    8) Have you ever tried heroin? Yes
    9) Should Barrymore be allowed to bring back Strike It Lucky? No
    10) Sum up this thread in one word. Adequate(ish)
     
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