Questions that must be answered

Did you have a favourite comic or magazine (not porn in a bush) as a child?
Have you ever watched a full episode of Keeping Up Appearances?
Who is your favourite classical composer?
How much cash do you have on you right now?
If you were on death row, what would you request as your last meal?
Do you own any porcelain animals?
Have you ever been to Swindon?
What was your first ever job?
Would you accompany me to a Barry Manilow concert if I paid you £10,000?
Who framed Roger Rabbit?

 

Beano, 'Commando' comics.
No.
Wagner.
In the house; £374.31 plus old £1 coin for Sainsbury's trolley.
Fillet steak (well done) with peppercorn sauce and parsley potatos; three Franziskaner Weissbiers.
Yes
No
Government service.
Too f****n' true; cash up front!
Nigel Farage.

Thanks for an enjoyable five minutes!

 

The 5th question has its faults, you would need to say which State I would be on death row, as very few give you the choice to have anything you want to eat. Most give you a choice of a few meals that can be easily prepared on-site. Even then, it often depends what part of the month it is that will determine if the meal you want can be easily prepared. So, could you tell us which State we are on death row and also what part of the month we are being executed(unless of course you are meaning today then you don´t need to tell us which part of the month it is, but would still like to know which State). Thanks in advance, buddy

 

Asterix
No and I never plan on doing so
Don't really have one
£2.70
My local curry place does an awesome Chilli Paneer with coconut rice, it's so hot it takes several layers of skin off your mouth
No, and I never plan on owning one. I do have a crocodile carved out of a pebble by a Peruvian though
No, and I'm quite proud of that fact
English teacher to French peasant children
Yes, cash up front though
@Dev will probably know (and be very wrong, as per)

 

£2.70, is it pay day or something?


****in yaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssss pmsl

 

2000 AD
YES
Rachmaninoff
€20
Blowfish
No
No
Painter
YES
Elmer Fudd

 

I sat outside the tube station for hours to get that, please don't be so mean

 

Could you answer the other nine questions, please? Just leave the fifth question blank. Cheers.

 

Whizzer & Chips
Probably
Dont have one
£4 something
Not be in the mood for eating.
Nope
Nope
Design Engineer (Only job since 1998)
Yes, well I'll accompany you there, drop you off at the door then go home.
Christopher Lloyd with bright red eyes, wasnt it?

 

I loved both Whizzer & Chips and Buster. Then the two merged, which led to a dilution of the quality. Sad days.

 

I was a Chip-ite. Couldnt stand Sid, his snake, and his pesky Whizz Kids!

 

1. The Beano
2. Yes
3.

4. About 40 euros
5. blank
6. No
7. No
8. Not sure to be honest, I would need to give it more thought.
9. Yes
10. Judge Doom, the ****

 

Did you have a favourite comic or magazine (not porn in a bush) as a child? - Rangers News
Have you ever watched a full episode of Keeping Up Appearances? - No
Who is your favourite classical composer? - Tchaikovsky
How much cash do you have on you right now? £7
If you were on death row, what would you request as your last meal? - ***got
Do you own any porcelain animals? - no
Have you ever been to Swindon? - no
What was your first ever job? - paperboy
Would you accompany me to a Barry Manilow concert if I paid you £10,000? - yes
Who framed Roger Rabbit? - Gerry McCann

 

I paid a small fortune to a seller on eBay for a stack of Buster and W&C annuals. They were well worth it, though, as the kids and I love reading through them. The comedic value is timeless, yet I doubt half the jokes would make it into kids' publications nowadays.

 

Beano
What!? No
Don't have one
Around the house, sterling roughly about £50 plus some Euros
Not sure not hungry
No
Yes, football only - magic roundabout
Paperboy
10k yeah easy money for a few hours and probably good company.
No one, i shot the fooker

 

Beano
Yes
Ludovico Einaudi
£0.400k
Barbecued Pterodactyl
No
No
Hotel Waiter
Yes
Jessica

 

Beano
No
Beethoven
£7
Lobster
Yes
Yes
Warehouseman
Yes
Can't recall

 

What are you? A moody 14 year old?

 

2000AD
dunno
£14.76
Rhakm, Rakm, Rackmi, Bach
Kleftiko
Nup
See above ^
Milk distributor
Nup. Well mibbe.
Detective Dev