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  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever tasted semen (your own or someone else's)?

    Roses, Celebrations, Quality Street or Heroes?

    Does a ghost-dog need to go for a walk?

    Should Norfolk be allowed to continue in its current form?

    Can Bill Beaumont join your household for Christmas dinner?

    Are you a member of any clubs?

    How much cash do you have on you?

    Have you ever shaken a vending machine without putting money in first?

    When did you last consume a jam doughnut?

    Would you sell one of your ears for £10,000?
     
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  2. User Deleted

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    Have you ever tasted semen (your own or someone else's)? Yes

    Roses, Celebrations, Quality Street or Heroes? Roses or Quality Street (don't know the difference really)

    Does a ghost-dog need to go for a walk? No.

    Should Norfolk be allowed to continue in its current form? No.

    Can Bill Beaumont join your household for Christmas dinner? Yes.

    Are you a member of any clubs? No.

    How much cash do you have on you? £0. I don't carry cash, especially not around the house.

    Have you ever shaken a vending machine without putting money in first? Yes.

    When did you last consume a jam doughnut? A couple of months ago I think.

    Would you sell one of your ears for £10,000? No.

    Not the best questions
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^
    No

    Heroes

    Ghostdogs are high spirited so yes

    I think electricity in the county would improve it

    Bill Beaumont has cauliflower ears so no

    Yes golf club

    €7.50

    Yes


    About 3 weeks ago

    No
     
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  4. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    They are the very best. <badger>
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Have you ever tasted semen (your own or someone else's)?

    My first thought was 'no', but some deep recess of my psyche tells me otherwise. I can only hope it is my own seed rather than someone else's.

    Roses, Celebrations, Quality Street or Heroes?

    Celebrations > Heroes > Roses > Quality Street.

    Does a ghost-dog need to go for a walk?

    Ideally, but where would one attach the lead?

    Should Norfolk be allowed to continue in its current form?

    Yes, but not Suffolk.

    Can Bill Beaumont join your household for Christmas dinner?

    Yes, I'm sure he can.

    Are you a member of any clubs?

    No.

    How much cash do you have on you?

    £0

    Have you ever shaken a vending machine without putting money in first?*

    Only to showcase my strength.

    When did you last consume a jam doughnut?

    Roughly six months ago. But I had a fresh one from Blackpool last month.

    Would you sell one of your ears for £10,000?

    My ears retail at £15,000, but I'd sell the pair for £25k.
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    1 yes
    2 heroes
    3 no
    4 no
    5 no
    6 yes
    7 about £4
    8 yes
    9 within 4 weeks
    10 no
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever tasted semen (your own or someone else's)?

    No.

    Roses, Celebrations, Quality Street or Heroes?

    I don't eat chocolates as I find them too sickly.

    Does a ghost-dog need to go for a walk?

    Yes. While it doesn't physically need one, it's good for its mental health.

    Should Norfolk be allowed to continue in its current form?

    I've never been to Norfolk and don't feel qualified to pontificate on the issue.

    Can Bill Beaumont join your household for Christmas dinner?

    No. He comes across as a bit of a buffoon, and I suspect he'd be an irritating house guest.

    Are you a member of any clubs?

    No. I'm not a people person.

    How much cash do you have on you?

    Zilch.

    Have you ever shaken a vending machine without putting money in first?

    Not that I recall.

    When did you last consume a jam doughnut?

    **** knows.

    Would you sell one of your ears for £10,000?

    No. I sometimes need glasses for reading and am not eccentric enough to get away with wearing a pince-nez or using a lorgnette.
     
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