Will you break bread (make toast) with Phil Collins tomorrow morning? Can you describe your anus in one word? When was the last time you ate some aubergine? Will you cradle me in your arms for £7500 plus expenses? Should the ghost of Jocky Wilson have to pay for alcohol? When did you last see a human skeleton? Sutton Coldfield? Have you ever ridden a Chopper bicycle? Blue Peter or Tales of the Unexpected? Should I flay myself for your sins?
Yes Hairy Phil Collins breakfast bar this morning Yes Only beer not spirits Phil Collins house No No Tales of the expected as I read it earlier I've confessed so no need
Will you break bread (make toast) with Phil Collins tomorrow morning? eh Can you describe your anus in one word? mine When was the last time you ate some aubergine? years ago Will you cradle me in your arms for £7500 plus expenses? no ****ing way Should the ghost of Jocky Wilson have to pay for alcohol? ghosts can't drink so what's the point When did you last see a human skeleton? can't remember Sutton Coldfield? Wicked Witch of the West...Maggie Thatcher Have you ever ridden a Chopper bicycle? don't think so Blue Peter or Tales of the Unexpected? Tales Should I flay myself for your sins? u decide
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Should the ghost of Jocky Wilson have to pay for alcohol? We don't serve spirits. Questions 3 update: Should I stop posting these threads? For the love of God, stop.
Will you break bread (make toast) with Phil Collins tomorrow morning? No, the **** stole my toaster. Can you describe your anus in one word? Rigid When was the last time you ate some aubergine? Last Tuesday Will you cradle me in your arms for £7500 plus expenses? I'd do it for a reacharound Should the ghost of Jocky Wilson have to pay for alcohol? He is not dead, he only sleepeth. When did you last see a human skeleton? Last Tuesday ...whilst eating some aubergine. Sutton Coldfield? Blair Athol Have you ever ridden a Chopper bicycle? Had one until I was age 11 and then some **** stole the handlebars. Blue Peter or Tales of the Unexpected? I ****ed more to Tales... so, Tales. Should I flay myself for your sins? Yes and for my pleasure.
Will you break bread (make toast) with Phil Collins tomorrow morning? Yes - he has a wheat intolerance and that might make him seriously ill Can you describe your anus in one word? Mine When was the last time you ate some aubergine? Last week - I had a very nice moussaka Will you cradle me in your arms for £7500 plus expenses? I would do it for nothing as I'm nice like that Should the ghost of Jocky Wilson have to pay for alcohol? yes When did you last see a human skeleton? every morning when I loook in the mirror. Sutton Coldfield? yeah all right - next tuesday any good for you? Have you ever ridden a Chopper bicycle? No - I had a Raleigh Blue Peter or Tales of the Unexpected? Blue Peter - I used to get aroused at the sight of Yvette Fielding Should I flay myself for your sins? I haven't committed any.
Will you break bread (make toast) with Phil Collins tomorrow morning? He is going to Dan's & I haven't been invited Can you describe your anus in one word? Unimpeachable When was the last time you ate some aubergine? Not keen on them Will you cradle me in your arms for £7500 plus expenses? Of course Should the ghost of Jocky Wilson have to pay for alcohol? Where do ghosts keep their money? When did you last see a human skeleton? Not sure I have ever seen one Sutton Coldfield? OMG .... how did you find out? Have you ever ridden a Chopper bicycle? Now there is an interesting question Blue Peter or Tales of the Unexpected? Blue Peter Should I flay myself for your sins? I'd prefer if you joined me in sinning
Will you break bread (make toast) with Phil Collins tomorrow morning? Only if he hears me coming in the air tonight Can you describe your anus in one word? Anal When was the last time you ate some aubergine? Coupla weeks ago. Will you cradle me in your arms for £7500 plus expenses? Depends what you you want for the expenses Should the ghost of Jocky Wilson have to pay for alcohol? Ghosts don't exist. What people think are ghosts are merely latent energy. When did you last see a human skeleton? In an X-Ray machine Sutton Coldfield? Is is twinned with Nutton Warmlawn? Have you ever ridden a Chopper bicycle? Yes. Ah, the halcyon days of youth. Blue Peter or Tales of the Unexpected? Neither. All Blue Peter presenters are perverts. As is Roald Dahl. Should I flay myself for your sins? No, do it for my amusement.
