You know the coup, folks. Has any human excreta ever entered your mouth? Rentaghost or Super Gran? Have you ever visited Chelmsford? If I gave you £2500, would you throw a pickled egg at Thora Hird's gravestone? Will you ever lend your spirit level to Darren Day? Should stoats be allowed to buy alcohol if they are over 18? Which is your favourite type of nut? Who is the last person you spoke to on the phone? Is there a picture of a mandrill in your home? Should I stop posting these threads?
No both ****e No Yes and say **** you Thora,I got me stair lift at half the price she used to advertise No Yes The ones that don't assault me Me brother No that's ape **** The jury is out!
Has any human excreta ever entered your mouth? yes Rentaghost or Super Gran? dont know either .... sorry Have you ever visited Chelmsford? No If I gave you £2500, would you throw a pickled egg at Thora Hird's gravestone? No ..... I liked Thora Will you ever lend your spirit level to Darren Day? No .... he can buy his own Should stoats be allowed to buy alcohol if they are over 18? Of course ..... are stoats years like dogs years Which is your favourite type of nut? Pistachio Who is the last person you spoke to on the phone? My lover Is there a picture of a mandrill in your home? No Should I stop posting these threads? No
No but it exits on a regular basis Supergran probably is rentaghost now No Yes I don't do oijua boards If they're already stoating it's a moot point The deadly ones My mum I wouldn't know the difference between a mandrill and a womandrill Never ever ever
Has any human excreta ever entered your mouth? Probably my own, I've opened a packet of crisps whilst sitting on the bog. Rentaghost or Super Gran? Neither, both just a faint childhood memory, 2-3 years too young to appreciate them. Have you ever visited Chelmsford? Nope, but I've visited Cheltenham If I gave you £2500, would you throw a pickled egg at Thora Hird's gravestone? Yes, then clean up any mess, then give £500 to Thora's immediate family Will you ever lend your spirit level to Darren Day? Nope Should stoats be allowed to buy alcohol if they are over 18? Nope Which is your favourite type of nut? Shanghai Nuts by Phileas Fogg Who is the last person you spoke to on the phone? Mam, for a lift to work Is there a picture of a mandrill in your home? Nope Should I stop posting these threads? Nope
Has any human excreta ever entered your mouth? No - she was charging too much for that activity Rentaghost or Super Gran? Rentaghost Have you ever visited Chelmsford? Is that a round about way of asking me to be an alibi? If I gave you £2500, would you throw a pickled egg at Thora Hird's gravestone? No - I'm scared that if i did she might come back to haunt me and i'd be condemened to a life of reliving repeats of Last of the Summer Wine Will you ever lend your spirit level to Darren Day? Not a chance - he once tried to shag my sister. Should stoats be allowed to buy alcohol if they are over 18? No - when they get drunk they have a tendency to sing the whole of the first side of dark Side of the Moon in Norwegian - it's horrendous Which is your favourite type of nut? Cashew Who is the last person you spoke to on the phone? My mum Is there a picture of a mandrill in your home? Yes - it's in the middle of one of a badger and one of an armadillo. Should I stop posting these threads? No
Has any human excreta ever entered your mouth? Not that I'm aware of. Though there's a lot of invisible airborne fecal matter when you flush the toilet. Rentaghost or Super Gran? Rentaghost. Super Gran is borderline racist. Have you ever visited Chelmsford? No. Do you recommend it? If I gave you £2500, would you throw a pickled egg at Thora Hird's gravestone? Definitely. Does that include travelling expenses? Will you ever lend your spirit level to Darren Day? Not applicable. I don't own a spirit level. Should stoats be allowed to buy alcohol if they are over 18? Stoats are rambunctious enough without adding alcohol into the equation. Which is your favourite type of nut? Dry roasted peanut - though they're technically a legume rather than a nut. Who is the last person you spoke to on the phone? My old man. Is there a picture of a mandrill in your home? Certainly not hanging on a wall. I don't have time to flick through all my books to see if there's one there. Should I stop posting these threads? I have no strong feelings either way.
Everybody has eaten human excreta. Smelled a fart? Bon appetit. Yer ingesting molecules of sumbdy else's ****e. Abused a waiter in a restaurant? Bon appetit. Yer eating his ****/spunk/spit.
Probably. Super Gran. Not that I recall. Would you demand that I return the sum were I to refuse? Yes, but not my good one. Certainly. However, if they look younger than twenty-five they must prove their age. Jam donut. The mother-in-law No. Unless by "mandrill", you mean penis, in which case I'd have to check the loft to be sure. Only once you've achieved your aims.
I dare say Wurzil Gummage Yes No I'm allergic to vinegar and graveyards. Who the **** is Darren Day? Only uf they are buying stout. None. I am also allergic to nuts My allergy specialist I have a real mandrill. I use it for various diy projects and the odd bout of torture. No. They take my mind of my allergies
Has any human excreta ever entered your mouth? No Rentaghost or Super Gran? Wot Have you ever visited Chelmsford? Don't think so, unless travelling up the M11 counts If I gave you £2500, would you throw a pickled egg at Thora Hird's gravestone? No Will you ever lend your spirit level to Darren Day? No Should stoats be allowed to buy alcohol if they are over 18? eh Which is your favourite type of nut? Hannibal and Clarice Who is the last person you spoke to on the phone? A Swiss National Is there a picture of a mandrill in your home? No Should I stop posting these threads? Don't care
You'll never be Toby - there will only ever be one Toby - so, no, you can't say these threads are ****ing ****e. They are ****ing ****e, though.
