Here's the second part of the 'getting to know you' test, so please answer honestly. If I were to give you £150,000, would you change your name to Raymond Woodpole? Can Monty Don borrow your microwave to make popcorn? When did you last vomit? Would you accept a Sodastream as a sign of my admiration for you? Can Welsh people ever be forgiven? Have you ever gone a month without washing your genitalia? Will you PM me your address so that I can send you a delightful postcard? Boon or Lovejoy? How will you fill tonight's leap second? Tell me about the last shop you entered? Ta.
If I were to give you £150,000, would you change your name to Raymond Woodpole? That sounds like a decent deal. Yes. Can Monty Don borrow your microwave to make popcorn? I find gardening types a bit odd in general, and I don't care for Monty Don in particular. The ****er can use his own microwave. When did you last vomit? In the bogs of the Aachen train on the way back from the Cologne Xmas market 2002. Too much Gluhwein mit rum. Would you accept a Sodastream as a sign of my admiration for you? No. I don't drink children's drinks. Can Welsh people ever be forgiven? They would have to do something monumentally impressive like cure cancer or stop Dev doing his ****e jokes. Have you ever gone a month without washing your genitalia? I find that they smell unbearably rancid after about 3 days. I couldn't last a full month. Will you PM me your address so that I can send you a delightful postcard? No. You might be a mentalist. Boon or Lovejoy? Lovejoy. The Brummie accent shouldn't be allowed on TV. How will you fill tonight's leap second? I'm planning to sleep through the whole sorry affair. Tell me about the last shop you entered? My local Sainsbury's to do some grocery shopping. That's the kind of crazy, madcap world I live in.
If I were to give you £150,000, would you change your name to Raymond Woodpole?No Can Monty Don borrow your microwave to make popcorn?Only if he dug my garden When did you last vomit?'bout 3 months ago Would you accept a Sodastream as a sign of my admiration for you?too sweet for this sour diabetic Can Welsh people ever be forgiven?Forgiven for what?Celtic soul brothers Have you ever gone a month without washing your genitalia?Strange question,a week is the limit Will you PM me your address so that I can send you a delightful postcard?No but a fiver would be nice Boon or Lovejoy?Boon only 'cos of 1 telly days and whatever your folks were watching that's what you were watching How will you fill tonight's leap second?pause for a moment Tell me about the last shop you entered?In pub earlier so got €2 of each couple and did lotto for tomorrow and bought a bag of McCoys salt and vinegar crisps in shop next door.The owner was telling me about how hard things are since kids on holidays etc Me worse listening to him and then answering this fs I need help
Eh? I hand delivered a Christmas hamper to your quaint little abode. A man wearing nothing but a pair of studded leather shorts took delivery of the hamper, promising to pass it on to you once you had been 'released from the shackles of manhood'. I stayed for a cup of coffee and a malted milk biscuit and left soon after.
I adore them. But they do come at a price: They make a rhythmic clack--clack-clack sound when I'm out jogging, which can sometimes be a giveaway when the Police are chasing me across darkened fields and gardens.
Yes Yes This morning in my microwave No, you zionist pig Never ever No but I'm not sure about Raymond Woodpole No Lovejoy Backspaceing Boon Neat
If I were to give you £150,000, would you change your name to Raymond Woodpole? Aye Can Monty Don borrow your microwave to make popcorn? Is he the curly haired ****... aye When did you last vomit? Last March - gastric flue Would you accept a Sodastream as a sign of my admiration for you? Goat wan! Can Welsh people ever be forgiven? Never boyo! Have you ever gone a month without washing your genitalia? No.. Will you PM me your address so that I can send you a delightful postcard? I'll consider it ... Boon or Lovejoy? Lovejoy How will you fill tonight's leap second? ****in Tell me about the last shop you entered?A pet shop in windemere... lovely gentleman served me.
If I were to give you £150,000, would you change your name to Raymond Woodpole? Yes of course Can Monty Don borrow your microwave to make popcorn? I am banned by law from owning a microwave after an unfortunate incident with next door's late kitten When did you last vomit? 2 years ago Would you accept a Sodastream as a sign of my admiration for you? I hate the damn things Can Welsh people ever be forgiven? Only if they decalre war on Merseyside and cleanse it first Have you ever gone a month without washing your genitalia? No Will you PM me your address so that I can send you a delightful postcard? No Boon or Lovejoy? Lovejoy - one of the cast went to the same school as me How will you fill tonight's leap second? sleeping I hope Tell me about the last shop you entered? My local corner shop to purchase a newspaper and a bottle of water. It was busy with people topping up oyster cards and the like and they were running out of water.
If I were to give you £150,000, would you change your name to Raymond Woodpole? Not unless it was a condition of keeping the money Can Monty Don borrow your microwave to make popcorn? No When did you last vomit? I can't remember. So I can only think I am either very healthy or have early onset dementia Would you accept a Sodastream as a sign of my admiration for you I would be delighted with any sign of admiration Can Welsh people ever be forgiven? Maybe Have you ever gone a month without washing your genitalia? No ....... but have gone over a month without washing anyone elses Will you PM me your address so that I can send you a delightful postcard? Of course ..... I love post Boon or Lovejoy? Boon How will you fill tonight's leap second? I blinked & missed it Tell me about the last shop you entered? I'm so glad you asked. It was Monday evening after my creative writing evening class. My lad had texted me during class to ask me to get him some salad. Was a bit embarrassed when my phone went off ..... it really should have been on silent. Well anyway I digress. I dropped my friend Kathy home, as her husband was still in A&E, so couldn't collect her. So against all my principles I decided to use the Tesco Extra save driving all the way to Sainsburys. I try not to use Tesco since the way they dealt with my letter over the Mother's Day incident. After all I was only offering my advice. So it must have been about 9.30 when I got to the shop. I was surprised how many people were shopping. A few chavs buying their alcohol & ***s. One got really annoyed when the lady challenged her about her age. Several people buying crisps & sweets that their young children kids were demanding. I had to queue ages for my salad. Anyway thanks for asking
If I were to give you £150,000, would you change your name to Raymond Woodpole? Yes! I would change my name to Peter File for £150K Can Monty Don borrow your microwave to make popcorn? Nope When did you last vomit? New Years Day Would you accept a Sodastream as a sign of my admiration for you? Of course Can Welsh people ever be forgiven? Never knowingly met a Welsh person Have you ever gone a month without washing your genitalia? Nope Will you PM me your address so that I can send you a delightful postcard? Nope Boon or Lovejoy? Neither How will you fill tonight's leap second? Watching Bilko or kipping Tell me about the last shop you entered? Tesco, its a big building with food in it.
