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Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by Super Harry Kane, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Super Harry Kane

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    With Chelsea looking like winning two trophies this season, I was wondering whether you would tell me what it feels like to watch your club win the league.
    See I support a two bit, piece of **** club forever in Arsenals shadow and will never get to feel what its like to experience real glory.

    Please help me!!
     
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  2. chelsea - over 100 years of history

    chelsea - over 100 years of history Well-Known Member

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    * your not you're.

    Glad I could help.
     
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  3. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Ok well, you know when you have sex with a woman right? well......
    What am I saying of course you don't know what its like to have sex with a woman, you are 12!
     
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  4. Super Harry Kane

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    I like to defecate on myself and run through my house with a clamp on my testi
     
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    chelsea - over 100 years of history Well-Known Member

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    I was just pointing out on the Spurs board that they now have a Matth (before he reigned it in).

    So from now on, I suggest this wally be referred to as 'Super Spurs Matth'.
     
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  6. Super Harry Kane

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    Im big into beastiality
     
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  8. Super Harry Kane

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    Bum Bum Sore mummy!!
     
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  9. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Mate I am the one changing your posts

    a) Because it is hilarious
    and
    b) Because you have signed up and made 18 posts, half of which are WUM attempts on the Chelsea board, so its clear you are just a bitter, Chelsea hating child who is bored on half term, and we cant be bothered with your bullshit, so grow up, stop being a bell end, and I hope you get pubes soon!
     
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  10. Super Harry Kane

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    blah blah blah all I hear is I'm a ****ing **** who supports a **** club with no history. Can't wait for that Russian twat to sell your club and for you to get relegated down to League 2 where you ****ing belong.
     
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  11. Bodinki

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    <laugh>
    I wish you all the best in life Super Harry Kane
    ta ra
     
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  12. Super Harry Kane

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    I drink lots of ejaculat, keeps my cheeks rosy
     
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  13. chelsea - over 100 years of history

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    Super Spurs Matth likes blowing dudes for cash in alleyways to pay for broadband, so he can come on here and make really interesting and original points about Roman leaving and us having no history.

    We've not heard any of this before, you really are the first, please tell us more....
     
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  14. Super Harry Kane

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    I am a big Justin Beiber fan.
    His posters adourn my bedroom walls in great numbers.
    Also I like to wear my mummys dresses and her shoes
     
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    Super Spurs Matth lists his favourite pastime as doing the trumpet. A sexual past time of giving a guy a hand job whilst rimming his arse hole.

    He says this is more enjoyable than watching Arsenal finishing above Spurs year after year after year.
     
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  16. Super Harry Kane

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    10 men beating off over me in an alley!! love it
     
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    My bet is Arsenal87
     
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  18. Bodinki

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    Was just going to say that tbh.
     
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    My farts smell of cum
     
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    :') you'll go far kid
     
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