A Mouser on Twitter, after seeing 'Pool go 1-0 down to Sunderland:- "Liverpool have 40 points from 27 games. Good cup runs or not, that is a woeful return given the money spent. I can't be the only one who would swap the Carling Cup for a new manager, can I?" At last! A Mouser has finally glimpsed something of the truth!
"No signs that Steven Gerrard or Andy Carroll's introduction have made a difference for Liverpool." BBC website match day commentary He sounds surprised!
Chris, via text: "I can't believe people want Kenny Dalglish's head after 14 months in charge. We've just won our first piece of silverware since 2006. Yeah, performances aren't amazing but would we have in charge instead? We'll fast become another Chelsea if we're not careful." Whoa! Chelsea? As bad as they are, you're no where near as good as Chelsea, mate
£35m for Andy Carrol You know you are bad when craig bellemy is seen as a key attacking player for you
The Mouser suicide squad is already out! Here are some early quotes. Pure comedy, at its very best! Every one is a Mouser gem! Oops! You spoke too soon, mate!
Perhaps worry a bit less about Liverpool and a bit more about why you're playing so poorly at Goodison?
We're worried about that - we're also multitasking, because Scousers are bloody tiresome when they come onto our board in droves.
No sign that any Spuds player turned up for their 3rd consecutive defeat, against the 2nd best side in Liverpool. 'Boom', thats the sound of your season imploding. Good night and **** you.
The fool has an obsession with big clubs. I'm going to by him an oversized driver as thats as close as a spurs fan will get.
Agree, another loss for this apparently great team. Bale was classic with the flying through the air with 0 contact. Also they start threads like this and then say we come on in droves HIAG time to get out the razors again
Everyone knows HIAG is one of the biggest twats on this site - leave them to it lads. I love the timing of this thread... comedy gold
Let me think about this... 3rd, and still the best team in London... ...or... barely clinging on to 7th, with the real likelihood of finishing 9th, behind Everton and Sunderland? Hm... That's a tough one...
