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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by LiamO, Apr 12, 2016.

  1. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Ok, what shall I do?

    The wife wants us all to go to a Tulip festival near Istanbul on Saturday. Mehh..

    OR

    I watch Swansea rip us a new arsehole.

    Suggestions??

    Unbelievably, I am edging towards the ****ing flowers..

    But there is a sick kind of fascination when watching us get our arse pounded yet again.
    You know, its a kind of "Can we possibly play any worse than last week?" type question that I have been asking myself week after week this season. And just when I think the answer is "NO", those players manage to pull another rabbit out of the hat with a spectacular performance of World Class Football Garbage. I don`t know how they do it, its astonishing. I actually think they are now playing worse for Rafa, than they did for McClown.
     
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  2. Toon_Man_Sam1

    Toon_Man_Sam1 Well-Known Member

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    Taylor and Janmaat wont be playing so it cant be worse than S'hampton!

    Dont give in to the Mrs, your set a precedent! It will mean she has finally broken you down!
     
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  3. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Doesn't matter how bad it gets the Tulips are a big no, just drink lots of beer and it'll be alright.
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Tell the missus you'll take her to a different kind of flower show - 11 shrinking violets
     
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  5. Captainchaos.

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    Break your own leg
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    This. Only logical solution.
     
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  7. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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    Get a sick note: say that you have near terminal hay fever.
     
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  8. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Fixed. We are going dead early to the Tulips then back home for 5pm kickoff(local time). Great, two bad experiences in one day.!!
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Haha twice the pain. Enjoy. <ok>
     
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