If you met a bird who was ridiculously good looking but a bit on the large side ala Nigella Lawson.. Would you think **** it an just date her, just **** it an move on to the next one... Start seeing her get her to fall for you then dump her so she goes on the break up diet and loses a load of weight then try an start seeing her again? Clearly this is a purely hypothetical conversation...
I thought we covered this in the one law thread. Men like women with titties. Closet bumlords like ultra-skinnies with arses like 10 yr old boys (that said, Frankie Sandford would get hammered until her pelvis fractured )
I'd pump Nigella til she was fat............wait.... I'd pump Nigella until the kid kicked me out........doesn't work either <postmenopausalride>
This implies that you don't find Nigella shagworthy. Have you considered the possibility that you're probably a raging homo?
Well I have already smashed it, an it turns out she also likes it in the wrong un.. so more points scored in her favour.. but she is a about the size of nigella at her biggest..
I wouldn't class Nigella as on the large side. I think she's got a perfect figure. On the large side, for me, is someone like Adele or Dawn French, though I still probably would. I hate proper skinny birds, with their ribs, pelvis and collar-bones sticking out.
please log in to view this image Adele's lost a bit of weight and is looking pretty shaggable these days.
jesus she has lost a truck load of weight!! right so what were saying is if i like her, shag her weight off her, starve her an hope she sheds about 3 stone..
I was thinking of doing an article on fit ginger birds, and Adele could make it in as the larger alternative.
