WELL WOW WOW WOW STRANGELY IVE NEVER MET LES FERDINAND BEFORD AND AFTER THE MATCH HE WALKS OUT OF THE STADIUM LOOKING IMACULATE I didnnt know what to say i was so emotional so tears fell down my cheeks as i threw my arms around him and said I LOVE YOU HE SEEING MY OLD BROKEN NOSE AND SHAVEN HEAD JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING HE SAID GOOD INIT HE REALLY GAVE ME A LONG INTERVIEW ALMOST LIKE A PRESS CONFERANCE HE CONFIRMED THAT TONY FERNANDES IS THE MAN NOW I WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE FIRST QUESTION I WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT JET I TOLD HIM I RATED HIM LES LOOKED AT ME WITH STEEL EYES AND SAID IF I DONT GET 100 PER CENT THEN OUT THEY GO,ITS A VIRUS I CANT HAVE IT IN MY CLUB THEN I ASKED HOW HAS POULTER CHANGED AND AM I RIGHT IN BELIEVING HE HAS FIFTEEN GOALS IN HIM THIS SEASON les said ITS ALL CONFIDENCE HES REALLY STARTING TO BELIEVE IN HIMSELF,AND YES HE REALLY IS A FAST DEVEOPLING STAR then amazingly he gave me an exclusive WE ARE DEFINATELY GOING TO BRING IN ANOTHER STRIKER I SAID I THINK WE CAN MAKE THE PLAY OFFS les once more went steely eyed and said I WANT AUTOMATIC I DIDNT TELL HIM I WAS HIS BIGGEST CRITIC I WAS TOO EMBARESSED TO DO THAT BUT NOW I LOVE HIM ......................................................................................................................................................... FIRST OF ALL THE LEEDS FANS WERE MAGNIFICENT TROOPING DOWN THE SOUTH AFRICA ROAD THEY SHOOK OUR HANDS AND SAID SOME LOVELY THINGS ABOUT OUR FANS BEING SOME OF THE BEST IN THE COUNTRY AND WITHOUT THESE MAGNIFICENT FANS THIS GAME WOULDNT HAVE BEEN QUITE SO GOOD BUT I ARRIVED AT 9-51 AM AND TRIED TO GET INTO THE CAFE BUT BUT A LOAD OF MY MATED WERE LEAVING SO I WENT WITH THEM TO THE GROUND I LOVE THESE BIG GAMES BECAUSE YOU CAN SMELL THE ATMOSPHERE VERY EARLY ON AND MY FIRST VISIT TO THE SPRINGBOK SINCE IT HAS BEEN RE VAMPED WAS A VERY PLEASANT SURPRISE THEY HAVE PUT SOME SUPER PICTURES OF RODNEY AND STANLEY AND PUT A BEAUTIFULL QPR BADGE OUTSIDE THE PUB WOW WOW WOW ALL THE BEERS HAVE BEEN CHANGED SO THAT THEY ALL BEAUTIFULLY CHILLED WOW WOW WOW THE NEW GOVERNER IS A LOVELY IRISHMAN HES FABULOUS OUTSIDE THE OLD FISH AND CHIP SHOP HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY SOME LOVELY AFRO CARIEANS WHO ARE SERVING UP SOME FABULOUS FOOD AND OUTSIDE THEY ARE SELLING A TREMENDOUS RANGE OF REAL MEAT CHEESBURGERS, IN LIKE A BIG BARBEQUE SO A FANTASTIC ATMOSHERE AS WE NOW GO INTO 11 AM ONE HOUR BEFORE KICK OFF MANY LEEDS FANS ARE STANDING AROUND ABSORBING THIS PARTY ALMOST CARNIVAL ATMOSPHERE AS THE SUN BEATS DOWN IT FELT LIKE SPAIN OR ITALY IT WAS SO SCORCHING HOT SO ONTO THE GAME I CHANGED MY SEAT THREE TIMES TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT DIFFERENT PLAYERS THE GOALKEEPER ONCE MORE LOOKED AMAZING HIS HANDLEING OF THE BALL WAS FIRST CLASS BOTH OUR TWO FULLBACKS PUT SOME BIG CHA;LLENGIES IN I SCORED THEM BOTH AS EIGHT OUT OF TEN CAULKER WAS NINE OUT OF TEN AND JOINT MAN OF THE MATCH WITH POULTER BUT HALL WAS OUTSTANDING WITH EIGHT OUT OF TEN APART FROM CHERY THE MIDFIELD LOOKED QUITE ORDINARY TO ME,BUT THEY CONTAINED AND DOMINATED SO I GUESS THEY DID THERE JOB IF YOU LOOK AT THE PREDICTIONS FOR OUR EXSPECTATIONS I SAID WE WILL WIN THIS DIVISION AND IM PRETTY SURE WE WILL GET AN AUTOMATIC SPOT AND THIS PERFORMANCE WAS BRILLIANT WE RIPPED THEM TO PIECES IN THE FIRST HALF BUT HAD A SHAKY PERIOD IN THE FIRST FIFTEEN MINS OF THE SECOND HALF THE LEEDS FANS SENSED THIS AND ALL STOOD UP ON THERE SEATS AND SANG THERE HEARTS OUT BUT THEN THE BALANCE OF POWER CHANGED AND ONCE MORE QPR STARTED TO RETAKE THE MIDFIELD THEN NASSER CAME ON AND LOOKED VERY IMPRESSIVE AND NEARLY SCORED ,WITH HIS PARTY TRICK OF SHOOTING FROM THE LEFT WING AND SENDING A BENDING LONG SHOT INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER OF THE NET SO THATS IT REALLY AFTER THE GAME THE LEEDS FANS ALL TROOPED OFF AND BEHAVED THEMSELVES IMPECCABLEY ONCE MORE THE WERE MAGNIFICENT IN THERE EXPECTATIONS AND GALLANT IN DEFEAT thankyou qpr for giveing me one of the best days of my life
So reporter Ted, gets three "in-the-know" scoops in one interview...better than David Mac! 1. If you are not giving 100% you are out! I WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE FIRST QUESTION I WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT JET I TOLD HIM I RATED HIM LES LOOKED AT ME WITH STEEL EYES AND SAID IF I DONT GET 100 PER CENT THEN OUT THEY GO,ITS A VIRUS I CANT HAVE IT IN MY CLUB 2. Les has really high hopes for this season I SAID I THINK WE CAN MAKE THE PLAY OFFS les once more went steely eyed and said I WANT AUTOMATIC 3. We are getting another striker. "then amazingly he gave me an exclusive WE ARE DEFINATELY GOING TO BRING IN ANOTHER STRIKER" Thank you newshound Ted, and thank you for this too...made me really smile this morning "I didnnt know what to say i was so emotional so tears fell down my cheeks as i threw my arms around him and said... I LOVE YOU HE SEEING MY OLD BROKEN NOSE AND SHAVEN HEAD JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING HE SAID GOOD INIT" You old softie
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IT WAS SUCH A LOVELY DAY WHEN I WENT HOME I WAS SO TIRED II FELL ASLEEP AND DREAMPTED THE RE OCCURING DREAM THAT I HAVE HAD SO MANY TIMES IM WEARING THE FULL RANGERS KIT IM PLAYING AT LOFTUS ROAD THE LOFT END ARE ALL CHANTING MY NAME,AND GUESS WHAT I GET THE BA,LL IN THE 89TH MINUTE AND IM RUNNING TOWARDS THE GOAL AND I ALWAYS WAKE UP WHAT HAPPENS IF I DONT WAKE UP I DONT KNOW,ONE DAY THE DREAM WILL CONTINUE AND I WILL SCORE A GOAL IM SURE OF THAT BUT I KEEP ON WAKING UP
Out of curiosity, Ellers was the comment about Remy purely wishful thinking as I heard the same at the match yesterday I wondered if there was anymore to it.
ELLERS HE DID NOT COVER THE REMY BECAUSE I FORGOT TO ASK HIM BUT HE DID SAY SOMETHING QUITE CONTRAVERSAL,SOME OF THE FANS HATE ME ALREADY,AND MORE WILL HATE ME IN THE FUTURE WHEN IM FORCED TO SELL POULTER FOR 15 MILLION BUT THATS NOT TO HES ABOUT 27 YEARS OF AGE,AND HES SCORED 100 GOALS FOR OUR CLUB so that quite brave of les to see that in his future ANOTHER QUESTION I ASKED WAS COULD WE PLAY TWO UP FRONT POULTER AND WASHINGTON his answer was quite shocking JIMMY FLOYDE HAS ALL HIS OWN SYSTEMS AND IS ONE HUNDRED PER CENT IN CHARGE OF TRAINING IM ONLY INTERESTED INBUYING THE PLAYERS YOUNG ONES SO THEY CAN BE SOLD ON FOR HUGE PROFITS LOOK AT BIDWELL HES GOING TO BE A TEN MILLION POUNDS DEFENDER AND I GOT HIM NICE AND CHEAP so that would indicate that les ferdinand is trying to re introduce the old jim gregory regime ONE QUESTION HE REFUSED TO ANSWER WAS SANDRO HE SIMPLY SAID now thats more jims department SO YEAH I WAS SHOCKED WITH LES FERDINANDS HONESTY,BUT HE ALSO DIDNT TELL ME ANYTHING THAT COULD DO HIMSELVE ANY DAMAGE HE DID SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE NEW STRIKER JUST PURCHASED WHICH WAS HES MORE OF A WINGER THAN A STRIKER thats really about it but based on that ellers i doubt if he would bring in remy because hes well into developing young players making them very valuable then selling them on for huge profits and he used southampton as his role model THE BIGGEST SURPRISE WASINSTEAD OF STRTING WITH NASSER ON THE LEFT WING ,WE PLAYED A YOUNGSTER WHO LOOKED OUT OF HIS DEPTH BUT HES NOT GOING TO DEVELOP IN THE RESERVES
AND QPRBETH YES I HAVE GOT A BIT SOFT IN ME OLD AGE,IM SURE THIS IS THE RESELT OF YOUR MYSTICAL WITCH CRAFT,HAVE YOU PUT A SPELL ON ME A LEEDS FAN WASNT VERY POLITE AND INSTEAD OF KNOCKING HIM OUT I SAID OH GROWUP YOU FXXXXXX LOSER,HE SOON SCARPERD,THOUGH AS EIGHT OF MY BOYS CAME OUT THE QUEENS HE THOUGHT THEY WOULD HIT HIM,AND YES , BETWEN THEM THEY HAD ABOUT 147 FOOTBALL CONVICTIONS HE NEARLY BLEW HIS PANTS OFF BETH POOR LITTLE YORKIE VIOLENCE IS NOT THE WAY,AND ANYWAY IVE GOT ELLERS AS MY MINDER NOW
WELL WE HAVE QPRBETH AND SHES OUR LITTLE FUNHOUSE SHE BRINGS JOY AND HAPPYNESS AND TREATS US ALL FAIRLY SOMETIMES SHES TOUGH , AND SOMETIMES SHE SHOWS KINDNESS AND SHE IS OUR LUCKY MASCOT,SHES GOING TO TAKE US UP AND WIN THE LEAGUE CUP STARTING WITH A HATRICK FROM CONOR AGAINST THE RAILWAY MEN ILL GIVE YOU A FULL MATCH REPORT AND GIVE HIM TEN OUT OF TEN YOU WAIT GEEZERS QPR V SWINDON FOUR NIL IM REALLY FULL OF ANTICIPATION,WAITING FOR THE THRILL
Stainsie i hope you are well mate. The reason i mentioned it was because i heard Chelsea want to offload and someone else mentioned it on Sunday. probably just BS but if it happened i would be very happy.
