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QPRTEDS FULL MATCH REPORT SWINDON

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by qprted, Aug 12, 2016.

  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    THERE WONT BE TOO MANY MORE OF MY MATCH REPORTS AS IM RUNNING OUT OF MONEY AND WONT BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO GO TO THE GAMES
    THESE REPORTS ARE MORE TO TALK ABOUT THE GAME ATMOSPHERE RATHER THAN THE MATCH
    BUT ILL GIVE YOU MY ACCOUNT ANYWAY
    WELL THE DAY WAS LIKE LEEDS BLISTERING SUNSHINE BUT THIS TIME THERE WAS A FEW CLOUDS ABOUT
    THE SWINDION SHOCKED US ALL WITH THERE REALLY LOUD SINGING,AND FROM THE VERY OFF THEY HAD A SMALL ELEMENT WHO WANTED TO TRY TO START SOME VIOLENCE,THESE RATHER STUPID FOOLS MARCHED INTO THE SPRINGBOK FIVE MINS BEFORE THEN AND OF THE GAME AND GOT RUN OUT OF THE PUB
    KNOWBODY CAUGHT THEM,SO THEY MUST HAVE DRIVEN BACK TO WILTSHIRE LAUGHING OUT LOUDLY
    NO HARM DONE JUST IDIOTSY
    NOW FOR THE GAME,MOST QPR FANS AROUND ME AGREED WITH ME THAT FURLONG WAS MAN OF THE MATCH HE LOOKED LIKE A YOUNG DAVE CLEMENT AND ON THIS FORM WILL SURELY GET INTO
    YOUNG ENGLAND SQUAD
    PERSONALLY I WOULD PUT HIM ON THE SUBS BENCH FOR THE CARDIFF GAME,I THINK THIS KIND OF PERFORMANCE SHOULD BE REWARDED
    THERE ARE MANY PLUSES TO TAKE FROM THIS GAME HENRY WAS BRILLIANT TRULLY BRILLIANT
    THE BFG NOW COMPLETELY DOMINATES THE WHOLE TEAM
    HES GOT THE SAME PRESCENCE OF THE GREAT RODNEY MARSH BUT WITHOUT THE SKILL
    HIS FIESTYNESS REMINDS ME OF LES FERDINAND HE RUNS AT THESES DEFENDERS AND TERRYFIES THEM
    FORGIVE MY SPELLING AS ME MRS AINT HERE TO HELP ME WITH DIFFICULT WORDS,BUT I REALLY HAVE ENJOYED THE JIMMY FLOYDE POWER PERFORMANCES ALL THE PLAYERS PUT SO MUCH EFFORE INTO THE GAME
    HE ALSO AS A MANAGER REMINDS ME OF TERRY VENABLES BECAUSE IF HE SEES ANY PLAYERS UNDER PERFORMING
    HE SIMPLY GETS THEM OFF THE PITCH INTO THE CHANGING ROOMS,MOST MANAGERS WHO WANT TO GET PROMOTION WILL GET OUT OF THIS COMPETITION
    BUT I COULD SEE WHAT JIMMMY FLOYDE WAS THINKING WHEN WE GOT PUT UNDER THE COSH AT THE BEGING OF THE HALF
    NOW YOU FACE THE BIG GUNS I THINK HE WAS THINKING AND SURE ENOUGH THE BFG DID TURN THE WHOLE MATCH AROUND THEY HAD NO ANSWER TO HIM HE CLATTERD INTO DEFENDERS AND BASICALLY DETROYED THEM
     
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  2. finglasqpr

    finglasqpr Well-Known Member

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    Thanks very much Ted. I find your match reports very entertaining. Every time you report on a match, hooliganism activity seems to be a big part of it. Is there a reason for that? Thanks for making me laugh though.
     
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  3. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    PART TWO IS MY POINTS OUT OF TEN
    INGRAM IN GOAL,WAS BREATHTAKING SENSATIONAL SAVES PLUS FANTASTIC LONG GOALKICKS THAT DROPPED EFFORTLESSLY OUT OF THE SKY ALWAYS FINDING A BLUE AND WHITE HOOP I MUST GIVE HIM 9 OUT OF TEN
    FURLONG LOOKING LIKE A SUPERSTAR IN THE MAKING AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 57 SEASONS OF WATCHING QPR IM GOING TO GIVE 10 OUT OF TEN HE LOOKS LIKE HE WILL BE IN THE FULL ENGLAND TEAM BY THE TIME HES 24
    NEDUM ONOURA IS 8 OUT OF TEN AND IVE NEVER SEEN HIM LOOKING SO FOCUSED HE OBVIOUSLY LOVES JIMMY FLOYDE AND LOVES BEING CAPTAIN
    LETS JUMP INTO MIDFIELD AND SAY THAT HENRY WAS BRILLIANT AND SCORES 8 OUT OF TEN THE NEW GUY WHO KNOWBODY CAN PRONOUNCE HIS NAME HAS DONE WHAT 999 ASKED HES HIT THE GROUND RUNNING HE LOOKS WELL OUT OF MATTY PHILLIPS LEAGUE AND COULD BE THE FIND OF THE SEASON
    ISSYBDODO OR WHJAT EVER HIS NAME IS THE FIRST BLACK IRISHMAN IVE EVER SEEN WAS ALSO QUITE BRILLIANT IN SHORT PERIODS BUT ONCE MORE HE SEEMED TO RUN OUT OF STEAM SO ILL GIVE 6
    UP FRONT THE JEWRY IS STILL OUT ON WASHINGTON HE RAN HIS HEART OUT BUT IM NOT SURE WHETHER QPR CAN EVER PROVIDE THE SERVICE
    HE GOT AT THE PETERBOROUGH SO ILL GIVE HIM 6
    CHERY OF COURSE WAS SIMPLY FABULOUS LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE DON MASSON EVERY DAY HE MUST HAVE 8
    AND THE BFG ALSO GETS 9 WELL THATS ALL FOLKS
     
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  4. Hoop-Leif

    Hoop-Leif Well-Known Member

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    What do you think to him being rewarded with a season long loan to Swindon, Ted?
     
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    QPR Oslo Well-Known Member

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    He'll walk into the full West of England team before you can say Jack Swindon.
     
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  6. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    well furlong was a shock to most of us he really did stand out but Overall i think im still so very exited about les ferdinand buying players for no more than 1-5 million
    except of course washington,who cost 3 million
     
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  7. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    I think he's a superannuated bootboy...<laugh>
     
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