Tash had a pie and penis supper with big Mike...... Joey Barton was guest waiter, and when he knocked on the the door, there was no answer only moaning and groaning, so being the iron man he is, he kicked down the triple hinge safety door with a spinning heel kick. He rushed into the room where upon, big Mike leapt out of the 15th floor window and landed safetly on a fat lass dressed in a £3 sports direct skunk 2012-2013 top of the range terry towelling shirt. He then wabbled away... JB then seized the chance, to have some bum fun with Tash....but his failure to be a man let him down again, so he left Tash tied to the bedposts, and trashed the room, and stormed down the hall shouiting "i'm the man, come git some you nancy boys, i should be playing fa Ingerland"......tossers. Tash was left fuming.
