Ainsworth - "It's not good enough!"
No kidding, as decent a man as you obviously are, it really is time to pack your bags and return to your beloved Wycombe. Having said that, it is a hopeless situation,
a Board of Management who do not give a damn about the club, or football for that matter, a financial situation that just doesn't seem to get any better (no small thanks to the idiots who run EFL), the lack of a specialist goal-scoring centre-forward (ancient English) which has never been properly remedied by the club's top brass. One can go on and on, but I have bored you all long enough, and have told you nothing you don't already know. Sincere apologies guys, but, as I have said before, am totally fed-up with the club I have supported since I was 10- or 11-years-old. Being the son of a publican, don't drink that much having seen the dangers of over-indulgence with alcohol, so maybe, after all these years, I should try some Class-1 Weed?

(Amsterdam, here I come!)