Match Day Thread QPR v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    QPR v Newcastle United

    Saturday 16th May 2015

    Kick off 3pm @ Loftus Road



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    This will be a 1-1 draw at best.​
     
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  2. TurkeyToon

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    The press will be all over this game I think, like a rabid dog on fcuking heat!! A fear a tousing from the glamour boys of West London!! Roll up, Roll up Mr Allardyce to deliver the Coup de Gras on the quivering corpse of Newcastle United!!
     
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    Got to win this one, just to take the pressure off. Think we'll win this one, but it will be a tense close game.
     
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  4. Warm Pouch

    Warm Pouch Better than JPF

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    I can't call this one. I just don't know what to expect from QPR. They've been ****e all season and the game looked up for them at the weekend effort wise. They may just relax though? I'll go for a defeat - 3-1.
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    QPR 1-0 Toon - Barton to score the winner from a free kick after Colo is sent off for a foul just outside the box.

    Toon 1-2 West Ham - Nolan to score the winner in the 89th minute to send us down.

    Happy Days!
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I think we're both as bad as one another. Of the two squads, I don't know which is worse, but I expect a draw and us to limp meekly on <ok>
     
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  7. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    2 - 1 Win
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    But who for? <whistle>
     
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  9. Heed

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    Now that we have the best Coach in the PL sorting matters out, it can only mean 2-1 to us, at least.
    JC is seldom wrong, so I don't see any need to start doubting his genial ways and tactical nous this late in the season.
     
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  10. The #Cans Master

    The #Cans Master I insist on a ban NOW please mods!!
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    I can see us definitely getting a result in this game. For me it will be a definite win...




















    or draw...

























    or loss.

    I think.
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Unless it gets abandoned with 2 minutes left to play after BRS finally loses the plot due to imminent relegation, runs across the pitch and kills Carver in such a horrific way that only BRS himself could describe so graphically and eloquently.
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop It’s off, we’re f**cked!
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    Barton is out suspended. His 10th yellow came up in the last game apparently.
    Some would say he didn't want to play against us.
     
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    Or as BRS prefers to be called...

    The President of the JC Fanboy Club.

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    It all started for BRS when JC was in the MLS.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop It’s off, we’re f**cked!
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    That pic looks like an overgrown snatch.
     
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  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    You would literally shag ANYTHING!

    Seriously though, didn't the guy in that pic used to be in ABBA?
     
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  16. The #Cans Master

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    BRS WAS IN ABBA?

    :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    Yes, hd was Agnetha.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Wrong.
    It has to have a pulse too.
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    So even a tin of beans? <yikes>
     
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    1. pulse1
      pʌls/
      noun
      noun: pulse; plural noun: pulses
      1. 1.
        a rhythmical throbbing of the arteries as blood is propelled through them, typically as felt in the wrists or neck.
        "the doctor found a faint pulse"
        synonyms: heartbeat, pulsation, pulsing, throb, throbbing, vibration, pounding,thudding, thud, thumping, thump, drumming
        "she could feel the pulse at the base of her neck"
        • each successive throb of the arteries or heart.
      2. 2.
        a single vibration or short burst of sound, electric current, light, or other wave.
        "a pulse of gamma rays"
        synonyms: burst, blast, spurt, eruption, impulse, surge;
        informalsplurt
        "a dolphin emits short pulses of ultrasound"
      3. 3.
        the central point of energy and organization in an area or activity.
        "those close to the financial and economic pulse maintain that there have been fundamental changes"
      4. 4.
        BIOCHEMISTRY
        a measured amount of an isotopic label given to a culture of cells.
      verb
      verb: pulse; 3rd person present: pulses; past tense: pulsed; past participle: pulsed; gerund or present participle: pulsing
      1. 1.
        throb rhythmically; pulsate.
        "a knot of muscles at the side of his jaw pulsed"
        synonyms: throb, pulsate, vibrate, palpitate, beat, pound, thud, thump, hammer,drum, thrum, oscillate, reverberate; More

      2. 2.
        modulate (a wave or beam) so that it becomes a series of pulses.
        "the current was pulsed"
        • apply a pulsed signal to (a device).
          "a loudspeaker pulsed by a capacitor discharge"
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          short for pulse-label.
      Origin
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      late Middle English: from Latin pulsus ‘beating’, from pellere ‘to drive, beat’.

      pulse2
      pʌls/
      noun
      noun: pulse; plural noun: pulses
      1. the edible seed of a leguminous plant, for example a chickpea, lentil, or bean.
        "use pulses such as peas and lentils to eke out meat dishes"
        • a plant producing pulses.
      Origin
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      Middle English: from Old French pols, from Latin puls ‘porridge of meal or pulse’; related to pollen.

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