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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by sb_73, Feb 9, 2016.

  1. sb_73

    sb_73 Well-Known Member

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    Fans version. Your selections welcome, bet you can't beat......

    Armand Traore
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    Position: horizontal 0
    Favourite injury: mild but debilitating ache. 0
    Strength: Unknown 0
    Consistency:Games per season. 18
    Special power: invisibility 100
     
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  2. Tramore Ranger

    Tramore Ranger Well-Known Member
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    So that's what he looks like!!!!
     
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    Actually no......he has a great big beard now
     
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  4. Tramore Ranger

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    You mean the poor lad can't afford a razor blade...obviously needs a pay rise.....
     
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  5. sb_73

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    Sebastian Polter
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    Size: Big 100
    Demeanour: Friendly 100
    Favourite injury: nail through head 100
    Skills: irrelevant 100
    Special power: corn dolly wicker man type stuff 100
     
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    Rob Green
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    Nationality: Ingerlandish - 100
    Size: Fat Free - 25
    Demeanour: Defeated, rabbit in headlights - 0
    Skills: Kicking into touch, dodgeball - 0
    Special Powers: Contract negotiations, goalkeeper impressions - 1,000
     
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    Shaun Wright-Phillips
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    Nationality - United Kingdom of England

    Position - Bench

    Pounds to Goals Ratio - £12,480,000

    Strengths - He Can Impersonate Norman Wisdom On The Pitch

    Skills - He can wrap his whole head with his bottom lip.










     
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  8. Uber_Hoop

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    Samba Diakite image.jpeg
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    Favourite band: Simply Red
    Punctuality/Preferred relaxation: Early/Bath
    Sexual orientation/Favourite Colour: Straight/Red
    Favourite coin/Favourite fish: Cent/Orfe
     
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  9. Sooperhoop

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    Top Trump at the moment seems to be Donald...<yikes>
     
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