http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/qpr-stockpiling-gits-201108254237/ Hope this hasn't been put up somewhere already.
I like it but confess I thought it said gifts. I'd figured that we could get a couple of copies of that woeful Cate Blanchet film from a bargain bucket and even hunt down Roland "Fine Young Cannibals" Gift to sit on top.