QPR sign Campbell!

Flavio Briatori has announced the siging of Naomi Campbell as the team's new 'Aggression Coach', in an interview with Ms Campbell in her team suite at the Savoy Hotel the notorious diva said "The team lacks balls and I've got enough for all of them, by time I finish with them they'll be ready to tear Arsenal, Chelsea and Man United into little pieces or I'll kick their asses!" Ms Campbell is 41...

 

could she play as a midfield enforcer???

 

sorry, board room enforcer!!!

 

I think we've more chance of signing Naomi than Nicky or DJ...

 

So our new defensive tactic will be for our defenders to smack the attackers with their mobile phone.

 

Or club 'em with their handbags...

 

wait till you see the "football boots"....and the 6 inch stiletto heel!!!