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QPR HEADLINE GAME II

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, May 31, 2015.

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And the best Headline is

Poll closed Jun 2, 2015.
  1. Carver going down after taking hoop smashing- Oh Be Have

    22.2%
  2. Jovial Carver Sets Up Last Game Cliffhanger - Heeeeeeeeeeeed

    33.3%
  3. Fer in "hot climate" keeps magpies sweating. - Rolo

    11.1%
  4. Fer, Fer, Fer, Fer, Fer, Fer, Ferk off Ashley - The Hangman

    22.2%
  5. Queen owns the Swans and the Magpies - GLIF

    11.1%
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  1. Rum & Black for 2

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    Apologies for the delay but work has been hectic x 2. On short notice I have had to go to my "employers" friends in the USA and in Switzerland. Apparently SB remembered a few ...ehm ...err..."loans" to some of his friends in the USA Attorney General's office and in the Swiss Federal Prosecutors Dept that he had almost forgotten were due to be repaid. Everyone knows how upright SB is and he asked if I could quickly make sure that the monies were paid without delay as he had an important meeting to attend.

    Anyway the rules are as before but if you suffer from ACS then everyone else isn't.:

    1. You only have one vote.
    2. You can vote for yourself.
    3. You are voting for the BEST headline.
    4. On this occasion you can change your vote.
    4. If there is a tie I will have the deciding vote against which there is no appeal or whining. My decision is based on all relevant factors that I think are relevant.

    May the best headline win.
     
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    Voting is close.

    Is it going to be Heeeeeeeeeeeeed or Oh Be Have.

    Time is running out.
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    I think that nice chap Trev should be allowed to win for a change.
     
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    By the way, that ^^^ sets it up nicely for Trev to find something wrong with Heed's submission and then take my anovd post as a suggesyion that mine isn't good enough - and so the default winner is Trev . <ok>

    Trev, do I still keep my position as head of finance for FIFA?
     
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  5. Heed

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    I don't deserve to win <ok>
    The winner should be someone more worthy, but most definitely not Heed.
     
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    I think Trev should announce Sepp Blatter the winner. He's had a bad week you know!
     
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  7. Heed

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    Or perhaps brother Sebb.
     
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    Has Trev won yet?
     
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    No, he hasn't is the simple reply but therein lies a tale...

    Who has won I hear you all ask? Why has this taken so long to determine some enquire? Well, like all good mysteries we may never really know. There has been drama, intrigue, sharp practice and double dealing but in the end this Game, like America, has the best Judges that money can buy.

    Did Heed win?



    No chance. Does Heed even exist anymore outside of his own imagination? Ask yourselves what is better than eternal bliss? Nothing. But a slice of bread is better than nothing. So is a slice of bread better than eternal bliss. That is how close Heed was to winning.

    So, some of you say, that must mean Obi Good must have won. Give that cigar back as you have not won. As Stobaeus would say "What use is knowledge if there is no understanding?" Clearly until Obi buys that person a new packet of cigars then the title cannot be his.

    Given the clear facts of this Game and bearing in mind the JPF Rule Book it is my great pleasure to announce...



    The winner of the QPR Headline Game is







    THE RUSSIAN DELEGATES ENTRY



     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    So what you're saying is that Lennon won?


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  11. Obi Wan

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    Congrats, thotoughly well deserv... wait, what? Russia? I thought Qatar paid more?
     
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