A 'miracle' occurred on Wednesday night at Loftus Road that has left medical experts shaking their heads in disbelief. QPR collapsed from the kick-off and were clinically dead for the next 77 minutes, only the blind faith and encouragement of the 18,000 crowd seemed to be willing them on from the rigor mortis that had overtaken them. As the patient lay on the pitch with no signs of any life the coaching team did everything they could to resuscitate them. Vigorous shouting on the pitch appeared to have failed to revive them by half-time and the patient deteriorated markedly in the second half. The masterstroke that produced the miracle was a radical 'Bartonectomy' followed by an injection of 'Mackie', it appeared to have had no effect as the patient deteriorated still further after 72 minutes and the last rites were being administered when suddenly there appeared some unusual movement from patient's oldest working part, it seemed to have a marked chain-effect on the whole patient and suddenly it was up and running in a way not seen for many months and the Mackie effect within 30 minutes had transformed the corpse into a thing of beauty. The unexpected resurrection had left grown men in the crowd dancing with delight and a Mr Kenny Dalglish of Liverpool saying "Ah dinna see that Coming!" A Mr Phil Thompson of Liverpool was so shocked he collapsed at the end of the match in the Sky studios...
Shame you can't cross board onto the scouse site. You could always start a post on the forum - mind you it would be the last time before a mopey ban.
He hasn't has he? Mind you, there hasn't been much to laugh about at the club for a while. His last story posted in the spoof was 14/2/12 so he's obviously been as depressed as the rest of us!
Noticed that mileage is now in place on this issue and this will be used to aid Bolton's chances and Owen is doing a very good job at being dignified ... Its just a loose idea could we release a statement that Joey has taken a very small overdose and also has mild heartburn ... it would bring him back into the fold and regain a little public sympathy. So many people know are know wishing very good stuff towards Bolton Wanderers and this positive stuff can be very powerful psychically .. The energy fields are unbalanced and this could snowball