Q & A With Gas

Following on from Ian Beales suggestion I'll be the first **** to do the Q & A.

Only rule is every other **** has to do it at some point.

Bring it on

 

Can I leave my slippers under your bed?

 

Who 'wid ye' not?

 

Of course, and you can leave a tip in her knicker drawer.

 

Some obese women....I think

 

Are you a ****?

 

Wid ye do Susan Boyle?

 

If 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd what do the remaining 1% look like?

 

No I love women too much but having said that my motto is "don't knock it until you've tried it"

 

Probably in the right circumstances

 

Would you ever consider interfering in a sexual way with an animal?

Or a fish?

 

What do you like best about Gambol?

 

Animal no, fish mibbe

 

Have you ever stuck a wet finger up yer bum whilst masturbating?

 

His desperate attempts to flirt with what he assumes are women on not606.

 

I used to be North sea but with the threat of Scottish independence it's now calor.

 

Do you think mushrooms are a vegetable ?

 

Yes

On a similar subject I recommend the occasional prostate massage carried out by your burd/misses

 

I think I can even answer that one for him. Of ****ing course he has