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Puzzling things

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I was crossing the street this morning when I caught sight of a baby's nappy lying at the side of the road. Sitting inside the nappy was a massive, fully formed turd of which a big, hairy-arsed Guinness drinker would be proud. There's no way a baby could have produced this behemoth. What's the backstory here? <confused>
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Very popular in Newcastle.
     
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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Joker's ripped another poor dog's arse to pieces and now it needs doggy nappies.
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    The possibility did occur to me, but I've never seen a dog wearing a nappy.
     
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  5. gas

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    Random full nappies laying around the roadside speaks volumes for the type of area you live in. :)

    Unless it's Aberdeen in which case it could be ER's nappy. <ok>
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You clearly live in Govanhill/Crosshill. I've seen stuff on the streets there that beggars belief, clatty bastards think the street is one giant dustbin.
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

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    Sometimes it was a driving range <duck>
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tail wagging comfort <laugh>
     
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