I was crossing the street this morning when I caught sight of a baby's nappy lying at the side of the road. Sitting inside the nappy was a massive, fully formed turd of which a big, hairy-arsed Guinness drinker would be proud. There's no way a baby could have produced this behemoth. What's the backstory here?
Random full nappies laying around the roadside speaks volumes for the type of area you live in. Unless it's Aberdeen in which case it could be ER's nappy.
You clearly live in Govanhill/Crosshill. I've seen stuff on the streets there that beggars belief, clatty bastards think the street is one giant dustbin.