Was out on the tear at the weekend and ended back at party with a few mates. Some 20 year old stunnerhad invited us back to her da's house. After about half n hour she went and changed into a skimpy wee pair of shorts and tiny top. When she came back downstairs everyone was eyeing her up. My mate, ****in wasted, turned to the Da sittin next to him and said "Holy **** look at that. The things ya would do to her ehh. Don't tell me wouldn't buck the life out of her." To which he replied back quite shocked "That's my daughter!" I was expecting my mate to follow up with "So that's a no then" but instead he tried to back track and let on he knew and was winding him up. They both sat there for about 10 minutes avoiding I contact until my mate popped out for a smoke. Quality.
No the fella was havin a party with his friends and his daughter brought us back. Plus the bird I was gettin wired into was 22, not quite *****riffic but whatever makes you happy.
Medro started this thread about his mate so he could slide in that he touched for a 22 year old wee bird Like a pane glass window.
Na I didn't. Brought her back to mine and passed out. Nothing really to tell there. But I did find the other story quite amusing.
I'm confused. The story wasn't funny at all. Did you start the thread to get us all talking about yer maw's fanny or whit? How many feet did she manage at the one time (God have mercy on her soul*)? *By soul, I mean fanny, obviously
I was on the grog from 3 in the afternoon and I brought her back to mine at 8am Sunday morning. Poured us a drink of vod, lay down on my sofa with her and woke up at 2pm. Smooth bastard.
