Saturday the 1st of February, 12.45pm GMT Newcastle 0 v 3 Sunderland 1.80 - Auwiederzen Pet - 4/5 3.60 - draw - 13/5 4.33 - The Likely Lads - 10/3 West Ham 2 v 0 Swansea 2.75 - Till Death Us Do Part - 7/4 3.30 - draw - 23/10 2.50 - Men Behaving Badly - 6/4 Saturday the 1st of February, 3pm GMT Cardiff 2 v 1 Norwich 2.25 - Bottom - 5/4 3.40 - draw - 12/5 3.10 - I'm Alan Partridge - 21/10 Everton 2 v 1 Aston Villa 1.40 - Bread - 2/5 5.00 - draw - 4/1 6.50 - Rab C. Nesbitt - 11/2 Fulham 0 v 3 Southampton 3.25 - Are you being served? - 9/4 3.40 - draw - 12/5 2.15 - The Young Ones - 23/20 Hull 1 v 1 Tottenham 3.75 - The League of Gentleman - 11/4 3.40 - draw - 12/5 2.00 - Only Fools and Horses - Evens Stoke 2 v 1 Man Utd 5.50 - Drop the Dead Donkey - 9/2 3.75 - draw - 11/4 1.62 - Fawlty Towers - 8/13 Sunday the 2nd of February, 1.30pm GMT West Brom 1 v 1 Liverpool 5.00 - Rising Damp - 4/1 3.60 - draw - 13/5 1.70 - Red Dwarf - 7/10 Sunday the 2nd of February, 4pm GMT Arsenal 2 v 0 Crystal Palace 1.22 - 'Allo 'Allo - 2/9 6.00 - draw - 5/1 12.00 - Steptoe & Son - 11/1 Monday the 3rd of February, 8pm GMT Man City 0 v 1 Chelsea 1.83 - The Royle Family - 5/6 3.50 - draw - 5/2 4.33 - Blackadder - 10/3
Aston Villa, Arsenal v Palace - draw and Cardiff...I'm gonna jinx these ****ers down and ultimately out of business