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Punched in the side of the head

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  1. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    ...by Mrs.LR last night and that ****ing engagement ring felt like it was cutting my skull in half, it was worth it though.

     
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  2. Tina_old

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    I've read about women who've killed for less. Consider yourself lucky.
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh> im glad i dont have ovaries, there have been many times in my life that i have had to make rational decisions <ok>
     
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    Oooooooft.

    <laugh>
     
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  5. lone ranger

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    she's fairly used to it, she laughed at the good housekeeping i got her for when we got married, i just need to check if she's wearing rings is all <laugh> as long as i'm amused thats the main thing!
     
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  6. Castleger

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    How was she after you punched her back??
     
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  7. lone ranger

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    i didnt punch her, she just went down town to headlock town
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

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    and then she "walked in to a door" <domesticabusemuir>
     
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  9. Castleger

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    why the **** did I read that, and then read it a scond time in an american accent
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Kim Jong Il

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    i read it in a new york gangster type accent after reading your comment.
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    Was it a John Wayne kind of accent? Coz that's the one I also read it in.

    <laugh>
     
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  13. Castleger

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    <laugh>

    Exactly what I done <laugh>
     
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  14. Castleger

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    The hell it was
     
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  15. lone ranger

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    headlock and a johnny eggy seems to sort most things, its mainly the embarrassment (public places)she doesnt like so it keeps her in line

    "you want to go down town"

    "no"

    "good wife"

    if that doesnt work and we're in town or something so i dont want to be seen physically abusing the mrs i just pick her up, start dry humping her and grunting like a rabid down. that usually embarrasses he into behaving
     
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