Pubic Places or Erotic Preferences..O/T

Now then..

Was going to stick a thread up about our superior showing this week against the great (cough cough) Man Utd, the upcoming final, the tickets, the frenzy and the arguments that will happen when you cannot get there and the upcoming league games which for me means more..

But I thought **** it, it's Friday night ffs so lets open the minds a bit..

As a lad that truly appreciates his women to sport a nice hairy muff, what are the advantages to one sporting a nice bald, shaven muff? I know it's a fashion thing atm but as much as I like to explore, a shaved camel toe has about as much appeal as foot job without toes or a Sunderland forum without you lot..

Friday night banter lads, been a ****ing great week and long let it continue..

Ha' waaaaaaaay the Laaaaaaaaads..

 

Shaved all day for me marra, can't stand busted mattresses or overgrown hedges.

 

Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?

A: You push them both aside when you eat.

 

I always had you down as a 'get in there lad' Billy whatever the texture..

 

I like to see the vertical smile so it's a big no for ANY hair around the box

 

Met a chinese lass once that had a horizontal fanny, matched her eyes lovely..

 

Like it all hairless where it counts, with some nice, short cropped and creative grooming above. Not that I've given it much thought.

 

One time my wife came down from having a bath, gave me a wink and said, "I shaved my pussy in the bath and you know what that means?"







I said, "The plug hole is blocked?"

 

Shaved for me, I hate it when they look like suicide bombers down there.



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Brilliant mate! Even got the wife laughing out loud at that one!

 

hahahahahahahahaha!

i like a nice landing strip myself, bald makes me feel uneasy

 

There's a hairdresser in you somewhere Jozy lad..

 

HaHa, sure as hell hope not!

 

A pair of scissors and you are away mate..

 

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I once went out with a lass that only had hair on one side of her fanny.

The outside.

 

Depends on how much beer I'd had mind.

 

Pity Comm's not about, he'd be able to tell us if that's fact, lol.

 

But what if your wife asked you to shave?