Pubes, Winnets and Ball Whiff

So will we sign a first team player this window or not?

I honestly think not.

This is just another Ashley smoke screen.

 

The title is Chippy's favourite theme. What he wrote about signing a playing is Chippy's smokescreen. Clearly, he hopes the topic of conversation quickly turns to what he wrote in the title. Urggggghhhhh!

 

Define “sign”.

 

On loan or a permanent.

 

Now define “first team player”.

 

All three would be excrement signings.

 

Fetch me some crayons bitch.

 

Yes we will. It will be some random Fumaca who has never partaken in pro football, but Dennis has been watching him on youtube against San Juan de Manapiare Catholic Church U16 side in Venezuela. He looked great. Scored 7 goal hanging and got the last goal wins when Luciana smashed a thunderfuck of a strike from behind halfway with her left peg, and it deflected off his fat arse. I think Santiago Cristiano Messi Fernandez can make the difference.

 

Shame your legs aren't working especially given that your mouth is doing overtime.