Pub

Or no pub.Feel like going out and getting right out my tree tonight.Nothing planned but no **** else is up for it the ****s.Go out and piss the Mrs off again or go home with 4 cans of cider and be a good boy.

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Wits the plans tonight/weekend gaylords ?

 

am too scared to go out. might take a walk down to see EDGE and spike his drink.

 

As opposed to your own this time....

 

No good me telling you what to do, tea-total, could have a big mug of ovaltine.

 

I think you should go out and get pissed as a twat get a big dirty kebab, then go home and **** the wife and if she don't want sex sit on your hand for 10 mins then have a tommy tank (it will feel like someone else is doing it) hey presto time for bed

 

Take out the kebab and the shag and you will be very close to how my Friday night will end.Oh add a kick in the staines from the Mrs about 10 bells tonight.

 

am clean tonight. 5 a sides, curry, few vals, movie.

saturday - bowling with EDGE