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Psst...wanna buy some players?

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  1. Samurai

    Samurai Active Member

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    I am representing all Arsenal fans at the moment, we are interested in selling you some players...

    Anyone you would like?

    May I recommend the WORLD CLASS STRIKER TO SPEND THE £35M FROM CARROLL ON as Chamakh? Not that long ago he scored 8 in 10, but unfortunately Robin Van Persie has taken his place... maybe you can take him off us for £30m, we would reluctantly accept.

    To boost your defence, how about signing brilliant Centre Back Sebastien Squillaci? He has 21 caps for France, so for only £20m you would be getting a top international defender.

    And finally, Andrey Arshavin, who scored 4 against Liverpool not that long ago. You can have him for £40m, or in exchange for Coloccini and Ba.

    Take your pick.
     
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  2. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Would have Chamakh for £4m tops, Squilacci a big no no and Arshavin would be more than welcome, but ****in keep ya hands off Colo ;)
     
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  3. TheLittleGeordie

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    Do you think we're stupid??????




    throw in Almunia as well and then we'll talk
     
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  4. Smudger

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    We have some offers of our own. Arsenal's defence has long been an issue, how would you like a WORLD CLASS* defender** who can cover any position in the back four/midfield/bus driver, that is James Perch? This exciting young ENGLISH prospect is available for just 10 million (20 if Liverpool ask).

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    Oh and we'll have the French fellow, got most of their starting XI now <ok>
     
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  5. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco Active Member

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    WTF have you been sniffing?!

    The guy is complete ****! I would rather stick with Ameobi!
     
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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Oct 23, 2011
  6. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    you forgot our fantastic centre forward/defensive midfielder/money counter who they can have for a bag of nuts and the fans will drive him down for free <ok>
     
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  7. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    He can score goals. Just not at the moment
     
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  8. Smudger

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    Oh yes! Bags of experience, "versatility" and has a cabinet full of trophies. What more could you ask for? Alan Smith, just 5 million of your pounds.
     
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  9. TheLittleGeordie

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    Also i hear Nicholas Bendtner is unhappy at the moment. Well how would you like to buy an experianced Danish Center Forward to help him sttle down and enjoy life at the emirates more. Peter Rosenkrands Lovenkrands can be yours for just £87m plus postage and packaging
     
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  10. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Want Cesc Fabregas replacement? Look no further than Danny 'Xavi' Guthrie. Can pass a ball, can tackle, score goals, takes a class set piece, what a player! All yours for the nice price of player exchange with Robin Van Persie :)
     
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  11. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    Shola can score goals, in fact, Shola scored more goals than Chamakh has!
     
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    Never really seen what's so bad about Chamakh, I'd love to have him at the club.
     
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    You'll need cover for Song when he's at the ACoN look no further than Alan 'Hydrogen Peroxide' Smith a centre forward defensive midfielder who oozes quality !
     
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  14. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Chamakh not a bad player. Arsene Wenger saw that he has talent, just not done great for Arsenal, but doesn't suit them
     
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  15. TheLittleGeordie

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    Arsenal fans! Do you need a striker who not only has an unteachable abilty to miss one on ones but also to break the law in many new and creative ways? If so look no further than Nile 'Brrrrrap' Ranger. Order now and get his lawyer free
     
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  16. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    He's a crap player! the guy poses no threat to the oppositions goal whatsoever!

    I saw him in his Bordeaux days and thought he was massively overrated then and when Arsenal signed him i knew he was going to flop, and lets face it if he cannot get ahead of Bendtner in the pecking order then he must be ****e!
     
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  17. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Not saying I want him here, but would score double figures if played week in week out
     
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    Chamakh.. not too sure to be honest.. had a decent first season with Arsenal but has faded away. Looks very low on confidence and to be honest he has never been a prolific goalscorer has he?

    353 apps 88 goals 44 assists..

    On Squilie and Arshavin.. well I'll take Arshavin but not Squillie. <ok>

    How about a straight swap.. you give us Van Persie and we'll give you Ryan ''The Best Utility Man'' Taylor?
     
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    Sanchin0, Oct 24, 2011
  19. Amnesiac

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    For the small fee of 15 million, you could purchase the you centre back that is Mike Williamson. Strength being one of his pros, he's a great defender who is comfortable on the ball whilst being no nonsense. He has a good passing range and for his size has a good amount of pace.

    So will that be cash or cheque?
     
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  20. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    The Arsenal players that I would want who might be realistic:

    Chamakh - Decent player, agree that he is probably not as good as Ba though
    Vela - Not turned into the player he should have, but would be a good addition
    Mannone - Decent keeper cover if Harper leaving
    Lansbury - Looks a decent prospect
     
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