Proposing

me n kirsten are goin to florida next year n that is when i intend to propose to her.

gonna book a surprise mini cruise to the bahamas and do it there, as the sun is settin.

how did ****s on here propose to their burds? any tips or that?

like what did u say to her, did you think up somethin original or did u say the old 'make me the happiest man in the world' pish?

i dont want to recite a poem or anythin just wanna think up somethin she'll remember.

 

10 seconds after shooting my load over her tits.

Still happily married

 

Why would you want to do that Bealy?

Proposing is the start of a slippery slope

 

Well, I asked if she fancied getting married when we were E'd up in a nighclub. Two weeks later we ****ed off to Gretna Green, then on to Paris for a honeymoon week. 13 years later it was over. Romantic, eh?

 

Auld man UN shares his wisdom

But he's right, Bealey, putting the ring on her finger is a game changer.

 

I concur.

 

My tip:

Buy her the ring before hand to your budget, don't let her choose afterwards...loads of my mates got proper ****ed over by the diamond lust that gets hold of the crazy bitches when they go looking.

Not me.

 

Says the Black Widow.

 

Ah Bealey Bhoy, you and Kirsten will be embarking on an epic adventure, one that will stay with you for the rest of your life.

I'm gathering the lucky lady is also negro?

 

I'm no daft enough to ever get married

All that money just on one big party, **** that

 

I assume you're not referring to her acceptance of a bit of anal?

 

If she doesn't take it up the arse then she's not worth marrying in the first place

 

nah she's a honkey if truth be told.

how did you propose to yours then?

 

I won't be doing it again, that's for ****in sure.

Bealey - mind and get yerself a watertight pre-marital agreement. Flash her the diamond ring and push the pen into her feverish wee mitt before she gets it on the ring.

 

I concur.

 

I bought a ring on the Friday before Valentines, with the intention of proposing on the Saturday which was Valentines.

But I couldn't contain my excitement and proposed on the Friday........

.........FRIDAY THE 13TH

 

i'll be gettin her a cheapish ring cos the holiday will cost enough on its own

havent thot about all the pre marital agreements n that yet but theres no way im divin in without one

dont think i'll need one anyway cos shes well into me so she wont ever leave

 

So we are agreed. We have a fuddy arrangement. I can fit you in one night midweek. You can have a Friday/Saturday too but that has to be arranged around fuddy No 1.