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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DCooper7, Nov 23, 2010.

  1. DCooper7

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    ****ing great programme and Beeny has the finest jugs on TV.

    Anyway onto my point.I have today pulled out of selling my house and have really ****ed off the vendors.They have came back and said they will be taking me to court for the valuation costs of £1025.00.I have told them to **** off and they say i will be getting a call from their lawer.

    pope they have not got a ****ing hope right ?
     
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  2. EDGE

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    Pope - let me take this one please?


    I don't know mate <ok>
     
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  3. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    On a similar note, the wife wants to move from our leafy suburban house and downsize to a smaller ****ter house to be closer to the weans school.

    Thoughts?
     
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    Have you got the school janitors job <ok>
     
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  5. EDGE

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    No Castle - the "Janny"'s job is taken.

    We live in a lovely area, no crime, cul-de-sac street and the wife wants us to move back to the "Briggs"

    There is a new estate being built there at Robroyston, but for what we'd sell our house for - IF we can sell it at all - will either mean downsizing, or going to live next to the scum in a cooncil hoose.

    (Apologies to all scum dwellers) <ok>
     
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  6. DCooper7

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    pope
    I have not even exchanged contracts yet so i dont think im liable for anything.They might just be raging as it has been going on for ages.Will a half bottle of Buckie and a curry suffice ? <ok>

    Edge <ok>
    Dont do it mate.Thats why i pulled out,we nearly sold the best ****ing house ive ever and will ever have.
     
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    Dont do it mate.Thats why i pulled out,we nearly sold the best ****ing house ive ever and will ever have.


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  8. EDGE

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    Coop,

    I'm of that opinion too, but she's got a point, my daughter is miles away fom her pals and her school.

    It's ****ing mad, but we've got 4 toilets and a Utility room, and anything less than 3 toilets is not going to do it for me <laugh>

    Got an appointment at the new Estate tomorrow, will see what prices they are looking for, but can't see it happening mate <ok>
     
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    Our place has been on the market for three months now and hardly any interest so looks like I will have to take it off the market. You don't pay if no sale I thought??

    Oh aye and Beeney would get it big style. Once I've finished ravaging Nigella I may well pork her next.
     
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  10. DCooper7

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    ER <ok>
    Alright ya old ****er ? Nigella has gone down hill mate.Have you seen her new series ? melted welly face going down.
     
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    4 bogs WTF ? have you had a pull in all 4 ?
     
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    Nae bad ****face. Aye, she's putting on a bit too much weight now. She's still a great ride though and her diddy rides are magical.
     
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  13. EDGE

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    No just 2 of them, one's the bathroom, where I've banged the wife and the other is my daughters en-suite.

    The one we're looking at has 4 bogs too, but reckon it'll cost £300k and that's not going to happen, unless the banks start giving out silly mortgages again.

    We'll see.....
     
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    I think she looks better for the weight but she has had that lipo injection in her coupon.Shes all gammy eyed and stroke victim like.

    EDGE
    You only live once mate,go with your bog feeling <ok>
     
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    Does it hav a bidet Edge? Nothing like washing your feet to get rid of errant blobs of spunk on the tootsies after banging some tart in the ****ehouse.
     
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    No mate, but on that subject, we went to Turkey in October and the toilets there have a wee jet thing that you can skoosh on your farter after a dump, and I'm afraid to say, it gave me a frill <ok>
     
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