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Proof That Eating Meat Makes You Stupid

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Jun 19, 2012.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    IT’s a guilty pleasure that for many is the ideal way to end a night on the town. But for these bungling burglers a late-night trip to the kebab shop has landed them in a whole lot of trouble, after they were caught on camera robbing a takeaway.

    Ignoring the expensive computer equipment – and a till full of cash – the ravenous raiders instead went straight for the meat, carrying out a 70lb frozen doner.

    And any chance of a quick get- away was scuppered after one of the thieves dropped the frozen loot on his foot.

    CCTV footage at the Kebab Mahal on Dalkeith High Street captures the two criminals stealing the food at around 1.45am on Friday morning.

    One of the thieves managed to slip through a tiny window to get inside the takeway before passing the meat to his friend outside.

    As well as the frozen doner meat, they took raw shish kebabs, samosas, and a 10kg container of raw marinated chicken.

    Owner Azher Rashid, 37, described the scene as “like something out of America’s Dumbest Criminals”, and said: “I got a phone call from my brother to say he thought we had been broken into because some of the pizza trays were out of place.

    http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-e...ith-70lb-of-meat-in-late-night-raid-1-2362598
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Homo Heidelbergensis <ok>
     
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  3. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    My sister once appeared in court after being caught asleep in a house with her mate.

    Turned out they were stoned got the munchies, made a plate of cheese and crackers and feel asleep.
     
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  4. Peter the spastic paedo

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    Another sister we have never heard of before, pumpable? pics?
     
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    I noticed that Heinz are selling a new "5 bean" tin.

    Kidney beans, haricot, cannelini and a couple of others that I can't remember.

    Does this qualify for "5 a day"?
     
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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    She'd make a wee boy out of you.

    Then ruin your credit rating.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Built like a brick ****house? Arms look like they should be hanging in a butcher's windae?
     
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  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    No entirely, shes big but in the tall broad shoulders sense.
     
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  9. Peter the spastic paedo

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    I prefer being a baby wearing a nappy during roleplay.

    We need a pic for a wid ye thread for her and we can all see if she is worth being bankrupt for.
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    What's her mobile number?
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Aye cause you know what a mobile is, let alone how to use one.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'll be her sexual plaything anytime she wants.
     
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  13. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    She sounds like a good ride.

    Get the pics up MD....... post haste.
     
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  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Sook my watery ****e ya bunch of bams.
     
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    Hot!
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

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    They could have taken both. And the cash register.
     
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