Problems for George Boyd...

I was just in Audi talking to a friend who works there. While We are chatting he gets a phone call. finishes the call and tells me. George Boyd has just rang up, asking what he can do 'cause he's locked his keys in his Audi... Along with his daughter!'

Classic!

Unfortunately I had to leave before I heard the outcome

 

Definitely going to be in the dog house.

 

This is what happens when gypsies try to master modern technology. Maybe if he'd stuck to a horse and cart, like the pikey bastards I was stuck behind on the X47 bus all the way through Cottingham last week, he'd have been OK.

 

Smash the smallest window and then get around to autoglass. Boyd can afford it.

What a plonker. Lol.

 

Sorry, i'll tell the old man to go on a different route when we go out.

Reminds me of that short Simpsons episode where Homer gets Maggie locked in that paper dispenser.

 

But I thought the window was closed until Jan next year ?

 

Oh very good. Well done.

 

The OP made zero sense to me, until I realised SMF wasn't talking about Aldi.

 

His daughter should drive home and Boyd use his disabled (blind) badge to cadge a free lift on ths bus. That'd learn him.

 

Wait there, unless his keys are in the boot, or his daughter is very young. Why doesn't he just get her to open it?

 

The cat is both alive and dead at the same time.

 

If I'm not mistaken, his daughter and keys are in a car and not in a box, well at least I hope so.

 

George Boyd is Schroedinger?

 

So soon after Lewis Hamilton?

Out of order!

 

Ok that right there is the post of the month. I actually lol'd.

Fo real.

 

But did you ROFL?

 

Nah I'm full of cold atm, so even LOLing was painful.

 

The child has been saved, RAC came out and had to prize the door lock off ha