President Hollande Plea To Parisiens

After the shocking events in Paris last year, still condemned as barbaric by most in the civilised world, President Hollande decided today to make a desperate plea to the residents of Paris.

In a state address earlier today, the President stated, "Les Chavs sont en ville peuvent donc toutes les personnes noires rester à l'écart des trains!"

The chavs are in town, so can all black people please avoid the trains tonight

 

Are planes ok? What about cars?

 

this thread is dragging....ill try to speed it up.


Lol@civilised world.


Right I'm off.

 

That depends how the chav fans feel about passengers of the ethnic minority

 

Oh no problem at all mate. A lot of our support and players are black, don't know if you noticed. Things'll be fine.

 

Yeh you'd think the fans would figure that out.... trouble is some are racist "and that's the way they like it"

 

The fans know it. A few morons don't.

 

BREAKING NEWS!

I saw this item on the Le Monde website, a couple of hours ago:-

La panique est terminée! John "Iron mon capot salope!" Terry ne se rendra pas avec l'équipe. Vos filles et vos amis noirs sont tous sains et saufs, ce soir.

(The panic is over! John "iron my hood bitch!" Terry will not be travelling with the team. Your daughters and your black friends are all safe, tonight.)

 

Someone very bored tonight

 

I haven't met many black chelsea fans tbh

 

There are always a few black faces in the crowds at Chelsea. No more or less than most London clubs I'd guess though Arsenal seem to buck that trend.

It's always surprised me how many Jews support them.

 

Chav fans caused trouble in the stadium. I think JT was in the crowd

 

Black people don't like boats.

Fact.

 

Blues supporters were sprayed with tear gas inside Parc des Princes during Tuesday's Champions League defeat by Paris Saint-Germain. (Daily Mail)

They weren't causing any trouble. The police just decided they would do it.

 

.. I think it was to encourage real tears of emotion during the 'Champions Plus Second Third And Sometimes Fourth Plus Europey Winners League' anthem ...

 

They were sprayed for celebrating a goal. Whatever next. You've obviously never followed Spurs in Europe, Champions League (EDIT to be fair, you've had little opportunity )

 

Must have been the Chav fans based on the latest french police reports. Any chance your lot could behave themselves abroad, for once?

 

It's odd that fans of other clubs don't get sprayed for celebrating a goal. Why did they pick on Chelsea?

 

Ha, true.

 

Weren't you lot pepper sprayed and battered by police in Rome or somewhere a little while ago?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6528049.stm

Pot, kettle, black Trebs.