Premier League Scum bags XI

A post on another thread has suggested that QPR are a scummy club purely because of Joey Barton. Now whilst I don't want to knock QPR as they are a pretty inoffensive club in my opinion, I do think that Barton is an absolute scum bag.

Now with your help, I reckon we can come up with a scum bags XI. I only want current players, otherwise it would be littered with ex Man U players like Van Nis, Keane etc etc etc.

Here's my start. Please feel free to suggest current players and reasons:


GK

LB - Cashley Cole - Money grabbing ho for one, but there are numerous reasons
CB - Shawcross - The several broken limbs that he's left opposing players with
CB - Terry - Too many reasons to give
RB

LM - Giggs - (From SJW)
CM - Barton - I'll just mention his antics in the last game of the season.
CM - Cattermole (From SJW)
RM - Gerrard (From Zlatan)

F - Rooney - Granny shagging knob. Swearing at England fans.
F - Suarez (from SJW)

 

Suarez has to partner Rooney upfront in this team.

 

Too true. Might need to go 4-3-3.

 

Luis Suarez with Wayne Rooney up front.

Steven Gerrard in midfield. Thug.

 

Lee Cattermole for CM. Horrible little troll.

 

I think Giggs deserve a mentions. Shagging your brothers wife is as low as it gets.

 

We need a keeper and a RB and then we have a pretty nasty team.

 

Ravel Morrison - Being homophobic on Twitter, guilty of witness intimidation, supposedly involved on the outskirts of knife wielding gangs.
Stewart Downing - Arrested for punching his girlfriend in a night club.
As I have already stated - Steven Gerrard - Arrested for assaulting a DJ for not playing his favoured music.

 

Gareth Bale - cos he reminds me of a "Gorillaz" album cover.
Nani - cos he's Nani
Adebayor - simply for that goal celebration
Phil Neville - cos he's still going
and Evra - cos he wasn't without blame in the Suarez scandal.....

 

El Hadji Diouf at LM. (too many to mention.)

Glen Johnson at RB. (Toilet seat theft and nightclub attack)

Is it too late to pick Mark Bosnich at GK?

Anyone want to take the "Can you name the arrested Premier League players" quiz? http://www.sporcle.com/games/QWERTY19/arrested_players#

 

Going with a 4 3 3

GK - Jens Lehman - Squinny prick
LB - Cashley Cole - To many
CB - Terry - To many
CB - William Gallas - Squinny prick.
RB - Shawcross - The several broken limbs that he's left opposing players with


LM - El Hadji Diouf - Horrible Man
CM - Barton - I'll just mention his antics in the last game of the season.
RM - Gerrard - Thug, watch the youtube video on him moaning about diving aswel absolute classic.

RF - Tevez - Only cares about himself.
C -Ballotelli - Arrogant twat believes to much in his own hype, so much potential needs to get his head down.
LF -Suarez - Obvious.

Subs - Adebayor, Kevin Davies.

Really difficult to do this, especially for the goaly but i never liked Lehman so i added him in, obviously being a United fan i believe all Manchester United players are saints! Ha but i wouldnt be surprised to see Evra, Rio and Rooney appearing in everyone elses.

 

Jonathan Woodgate - Is a CB but can play as a full back. Needs to be in this team for what he did to that Asian kid from Leeds in that nightclub. Horrible ****.

 

Mine would include the following; Lehman, Ferdinand, Terry, Keane, Evra, Neville, Nani, Fabregas, Gerrard, Rooney, Suarez, Downing, Carragher (personal hatred), Tevez, Fuller, Giggs, Bellamy, Barton and Diouf.

 

Nasri, Adebayor and Cole.

 

Fabregas??

 

RB Evra. He's a prick.

 

Loathesome character, what he did against hull, his cheating ways, spitting at ballack. Just dislike the fella, as do a lot of people.

 

I would attempt to defend Fabregas because some of those claims are not right, but as he is no longer our player, I can't be arsed.

 

They are mate, the vid of him spitting on ballack is on youtube somewhere and I'm sure there's a couple of him diving too.

 

Out of current players

--------------------------GK (?)------------------------------
------------Terry----Cattermole----Bramble------------
---Giggs-----Scholes----Barton--------Evra-----
---------Tevez------Rooney-------Balotelli-----------

Reasoning - Terry, Giggs, Barton, Tevez, Evra and Rooney are obvious.

Scholes - 'he never learnt to tackle' - sorry, but he's always been a very gifted but a very crude, nasty, dirty player.

Bramble - rapist.

Cattermole is a thug.

Balotelli is hilarious but can be a very nasty player.

Bellamy could be in their but I think he's too funny to be genuinely dislikeable.

Could make arguments for Downing (alleged abuse), Bale (prick), Adebayor (money, stamping), Cole (money), Young (diving), Suarez (diving), Nani (diving, hitting St.John's ambulance staff), Adam (tackling), Torres (lying, disrespectful comments) etc etc.

PS. The GJ toilet seat thing isn't true.