Mignolet Sagna Lovren Rio Shaw Markovic Herrera Can Balotelli Falcao Ideye Other contenders: Can, Mata, Davies, Di Maria, Long
Yep. Your already low standards are really slipping. Maybe you and Oswald should take a week off and see what you can come up with. I don't hold out much hope but it is the season of miracles.
Oh dear Dave. You've done it again. What did you expect from a guy who hadnt played since January 2014? A costa like start? 15 goals already? Hes working on his fitness. Hes just played two full games in a row for the first time in a year. Hes scored 2 and created 3 in 11 appearances (few of which were full 90 minutes). The goals he has scored have been very important so to say hes flopped is wide of the mark. Hes certainly nowhere near his best but hes done ok so far, in the little game time hes had.
I thought of starting a hapless WUM thread, but you'd win it hands down. D-U-M-B, Everyone's accusing me
He played three games in a row for Monaco in August in Ligue 1. It is van gaals fault for spending £150m on fat players like Shaw and sicknotes like Herrera and Tia Maria who does not like playing in the rain. Why not buy Anderton and Jamie redknapp top
He played four Prem games in row for United in Sept/Oct: QPR, Leicester, West Ham, Everton, starting three and playing MORE than an hour in each
Lies you bellend He played parts of those games. I sense an element of worry from your new obsession with both United and Falcao. He did brutalise Chelsea not so long ago so its understandable. I must say your fear is warranted though.
