Off Topic Prem Manager to be Bestowed

Talking with a mate over a drink the other night re the recent royal sex scandal and realised randy Andy is 6th in line when you count Kate and Wills second sprog who will be 4th.
Maybe they can call it Arsene?

Thoughts?

 

You have lost me, you been on Metths stash again?

 

I had to read it twice before it sunk in
Good one though!

 

You'll have to excuse old Custard someones taken the 'see' and put an 'am' in his avatar.

 

Nope, don't get this one? Definitely the waccy baccy. Unless you meant took the "am" and put "I see". Am see dumb people doesn't work?

 

I finally got it.

 

He was trying to be clever but ballsed it up. He was most likely hammered at the time.

 

Glad you got it in the end Custard, they're be a few dullards that won't

 

The first one had an element of humour. The second one was just a(nother) cock up!

 

Oh dear!

 

I see you've just edited it Queenie. Shame that belated edits are visible to other posters! SpursDisciple also hasn't done you any favours by quoting the original, unedited post. Whoops!

 

Go stalk someone else ****ve, there's a good boy.

 

Oh dear!

 

Indeed, get out more or find a hobby.

 

What's with the bickering-feud, guys? It's so pointless. You'll never catch me bickering with anyone.

 

No feud on my side Hiag old boy, but a quick look at ****ves posting history reveals a worrying trend.

 

I suspect I don't use the words "pikey" and "nonce" enough for your liking Father Jack!

 

See what I mean Hiag?

It won't end well.

 

Your reverse-wumming technique is almost as honed as mine, Ozzie.