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Predict how the next month or so will go - In headlines.

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  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    "Newcastle make Charlie Austin top target".

    "Newcastle firming their grip on Austin".

    Chelsea/Aston Villa Sign Austin for undisclosed fee. Newcastle United statement - "We tried 110% to get him".

    "McClaren 'Gutted' on missing out on signing, but is still optimistic. Praises Mike Ashley for his efforts".

    Mike Williamson praised by McClaren - "He's like a new signing. He's giving 100%".

    Newcastle United sign [unknown dutch leftback] for undisclosed fee.

    McClaren - "We've got to manage our resources. We cannot panic buy".

    McClaren confident Riviere can lead Newcastle line after Brace against Gateshead.

    Fans voice their frustration at lack of signings.

    Chronicle twitter - "Newcastle fans might want to buy tomorrows issue. You might be in for a surprise".

    Sunday Chronicle - "Andy Carroll returning to the toon?"
     
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    "Newcastle make Charlie Austin top target".

    "Newcastle firming their grip on Austin".

    Chelsea/Aston Villa Sign Austin for undisclosed fee. Newcastle United statement - "We tried 110% to get him".

    "McClaren 'Gutted' on missing out on signing, but is still optimistic. Praises Mike Ashley for his efforts".

    Mike Williamson praised by McClaren - "He's like a new signing. He's giving 100%".

    Newcastle United sign [unknown dutch leftback] for undisclosed fee.

    McClaren - "We've got to manage our resources. We cannot panic buy".

    McClaren confident Riviere can lead Newcastle line after Brace against Gateshead.

    **** Fans voice their frustration at lack of signings.****

    Chronicle twitter - "Newcastle fans might want to buy tomorrows issue. You might be in for a surprise".

    Sunday Chronicle - "Andy Carroll returning to the toon?"
     
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  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    "Newcastle Change Ambitions, Some Fans Still Bleat About the Past"
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    Hang on, competition for Trev's headline game?!

    Did Tash seek Trev's permission first?

    Did he seek permission from the Gamesmaster Guild?

    Will this cause an uprising?
     
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  5. Darth Plagueis

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    Peasants can **** off.
     
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    'Mclaren says Ashley targeting cup win so he can write sports direct on it and put it in a window'
     
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    <laugh><ok>
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    You lynch someone and this is what they do behind you're back.

    :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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    Fans: "Any News?"

    Evening Chronicle: "Buy tomorrow's paper for another Chronicle exclusive"

    NUFC:

    Fans: "What the ****?"

    Evening Chronicle: "The news we thought we had yesterday will now be in tomorrow's paper. make sure you buy it!"

    NUFC:

    Fans: "This is a ****ing joke"

    Evening Chronicle: "Of course it is, but if you don't buy our paper soon then our ****ty little rag will go bust!"

    NUFC:

    Fans: "**** this"

    Evening Chronicle: "Anyone know where the nearest job centre is?"

    NUFC: "We have decided to create the NUFC Chronicle to fill the void left by the demise of the Evening Chronicle. The NUFC Chronicle will feature 32 pages of Sports Direct adverts. Free mug with every copy. Unbreakable. honest!"

    NUFC: "Due to the exciting release of our new newspaper we have been unable to focus on signing players. Don't worry though, Steven Taylor is nearly fit now and Riviere has promised to try harder next season. Read all about it in the exciting new NUFC Chronicle - only £2.50 a copy"
     
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  10. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Mike Ashley as good as his word as Newcastle United top £100.000.000 on transfer activity.



    Okay, just having a delusional moment.
     
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    Newcastle transfer coup- Ronaldo signs 5 year contract.














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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    nufc linked with a
    nufc linked with b
    nufc linked with c
    nufc in talks with a
    nufc in talks with b
    nufc in talks with c
    NUFC UNABLE TO GET TARGETS OVER THE LINE
    Shola's triumphant return.


    Seriously though...

    Whilst Shola is a free agent, BRS's ring piece must be going like the clappers.
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    As the wonderful Jackson5 would say

    ABC it's easy as 123, simple as Doe Ray Me, ABC, that's how easy transfers should be.

    Perhaps if we all start signing this none stop our collective powers of persuasion might have an effect...... Or they just might buy somebody to shut the din up lol
     
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